ghetto blaster

An alcoholic drink referenced in Brad Neely's "Professor Brothers" series, presumably composed of whiskey and "LIME" soda, e.g. Sprite.

"It was one of those typical sexy-ass Sunday nights and I was drinking ghetto blasters, alone..."

by Eric Barbaric November 10, 2007

fart blaster

A large muffler that creates a farting noise when added to the exhaust system of a four cylinder car. Generally having a large, chrome tip of about 4" in diameter or larger. These mufflers remove backpressure from the exhaust while also reducing low end torque in most engines, this occasionally makes cars slower than stock off the line and not much faster anywhere else.

"Why does every moron with a civic and $300 feel the need to install a fart blaster?"

by alex November 13, 2004

Cum Blaster

One who blasts a lot of cum, ie, comes a lot

That bitch is a cum blaster, i was soaked after i ate her out

by Rusty Nail August 31, 2005

finger blaster

A person who uses his/her fingers to bring sexual joy to someone else by inserting one or more fingers in the other person, bring them to a orgasmic state.

Joe, Mark and Pat are all known finger blasters whom all the women love and lust for.

by JoeLove101 February 25, 2008

ass blaster

1. An animal from Tremmors that flys by igniting a bodily fluid that shoots from their ass.

2. A Queer, Homo, Faggot.

Hey Burt, theres an Assblaster right behind you!

Those guys are such ass blasters its not even funny.

by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

funk blaster

The act of fucking a bitch and you shove some drumsticks up her rectal cavity while performing maggot brain by funkidelic on the drum set

I your mother a good funk blasting last night damn I'm a good funk blaster

by Negroneus March 30, 2017

Galactic blaster

When a piece of poop comes out so fast it rips you butthole.

I had a galactic blaster last night

by Dr. Kim sum dum June 8, 2021