Skip to main content

Bison Nudge

Used as an expression for avoiding or escaping a controversial scenario or a problematic situation by using someone/something else as an excuse to save your own ass.

Exemplified by the youtube clip "Douchebag Bison"

Akin to 'throwing someone under the bus' or 'passing the buck'
Reporter: Why do you think your movie was a flop this week?

Lead Actor: The script was good. But people just won't go see the film cause of the lead actress and her low level of acting skills.

TV viewer: Damn! That dude just gave her a bison nudge.

example #2: Penn State gave Joe Paterno a bison nudge.
by MR EMAN November 11, 2011
mugGet the Bison Nudge mug.

Big Back Bison Disorder

To have Big Back Bison Disorder means that you suffer from chronic eating which has caused your back to grow as big as a bison's.
"omg she has big back bison disorder!!!"
by kbnk.z February 2, 2024
mugGet the Big Back Bison Disorder mug.

Bison Video Productions

I love the content that Bison Video Productions creates!
by SackbotNinja03 November 5, 2021
mugGet the Bison Video Productions mug.

bison diblasi

"damn look how fine Bison looks today".
Bison DiBlasi is an extremely hansom guy from Italian roots. Fears no man, or situation. He is very brave and guarded. Fantastic personality that all the ladies love and adore. You will fall for his charm and the way he is old fashioned and very respectful to everyone " He's wonderful. Synonyms include - buffalo, big ,strong ,brave , heroic, guarded
by His sweet friend January 22, 2014
mugGet the bison diblasi mug.

Bisoning

When a male bison finds a female bison interesting he will stand directly in front of her and not move except to stay directly in her line of sight, as when a female bison wants to mate, they will go for the first male they see.

So bisoning is the fuckboy standing in front of you, horning in on your conversations and remaining there despite any and all attempts to move away or disinclude him. Basically the "I'm here, take pity on me, fuck me, I'm here, take pity on me, fuck me"
I tried to get away from Ryan so I could talk to this hot bartender, but he was a total fuckboy kept bisoning me all night instead...
by MercyTemptation October 4, 2015
mugGet the Bisoning mug.

bison

a word esther and lily accidentally said instead of saying bussin
this milkshake is pretty bison
by eezz April 11, 2022
mugGet the bison mug.

Bison head

Typically a normal person from 200 yards however on closer inspection has been genetically blessed with a humongous head.
" fuck me, are we on safari or is that just a massive bison head"
by Nativedog September 17, 2017
mugGet the Bison head mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email