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birds and the bees 

A way parents use to TEACH their offspring about well well well ahahah I won't say just google it man
hey offspring lets tell you about the story of the birds and the bees

Birds Nest 

A girls un-shaved vagina, puss, Furr Burger... it somewhat resembles a birds nest, minus a bird... unless you still wanna slip your bird in there...
Tell your sister to grow out her birds nest for me!
Birds Nest by Ralph bitch September 13, 2010

birds and bees 

dad: hey.. son i think we should talk about the birds and bees

son: oh.. don't worry dad i learned it all from pornhub

Birds-eye-pretty 

This is what you call a person of an over weight nature that uses camera perspective to give the impression they are much slimmer than they are. This is done by holding the camera arms length in the air towards the sky or ceiling and taking the pic. This is common in profile pics.
" Dude!- That girl from the dating site works at the mall she must have put on 50 pounds or she was Birds-eye-pretty!

birds nest 

when you go over to a toilet to take a dump,and you look in the toilet to find out that someone left a surprise for you in there....someone that used a whole roll of toilet paper and clogged up the shitter and then took a massive dump on top of that.Its floating on top of the water with a turd nestled inside.Mostly found at factory bathrooms,truckstops,fast food.
Man,I had to take a shit...but theres a nasty ass birds nest in the bathroom shitter,I think Ill wait.
birds nest by theoutlaw1978 February 14, 2013

Birds and Squiggles 

An acceptable synonym for Egyptian Hieroglyphics, may be also used to describe another non-alphabetical language such as Chinese, Punjab, or Korean
I can't read this shit, all it is are birds and squiggles.