Biff

An unexpected force that catches you by surprise thus, it is unexpected.

Batman biff a man on a boat in the old movie, kind of like POW or SMACK.

by faceplantofthebiff May 4, 2010

Biff

1. a biff is someone who thinks they are really good at everything but in reality, they are actualy quite shit at life

2. in plain english, a fucking retared and mass produced waste of human seed

Tom : hay man you alright
Aaron:yer im good cheers
Tom :ah mate, i was working in kfc earlier and this fucking biff strolled in and orderd practicaly the whole menu
Aaron: what a biff

by xazarac November 25, 2009

biff

A somewhat archaic term for throwing something with force.

She was going spazzcakes, so I had to biff her into the wall.

by Lauchlin November 20, 2007

biff

To smack someone forcefully on the back of the head.

Tom biffed Erik for being an idiot.

by Islington April 15, 2006

Biff

Another word for sexual intercourse.

Steven got really drunk last night and he ended up biffing Claire.

by Roddolodd June 15, 2007

biff

Noun. Person, usually of the male gender, displaying traits of pop-collardness, land rover discoveryness (in some cases Jeep Liberty), plaid shortsness, and rainbow sandleness. Biffs can survive solely on their parents' credit card and starbucks coffee. A biff can easily be spotted in the winter months displaying its overpriced ski gear and drinking a latte, while simultaneously challenging twelve year old girls to a race down the mogul run of the most well observed section of the ski resort.

While entering the lift line, I noticed a group of biffs discussing the price of their designer sunglasses.

The party was packed with biffs. It was Biff Central Station.

by ballsagna May 7, 2007

Biff

Adjective describing a person of the upmost idiocracy. Biff is commonly used when such titles as Jackass, Retard, and Douchebag are not quite enough to describe a person. It is also commonly used to describe epic failure or defeat.

It may also be used to describe distinct personailty traits and physical features.(persistant look of confusion on ones face, excessive confidence, and a near identical cologne choice to that of Conway Twiddy)

Did you see how Biffy that guy was, he has a problem....he needs help

Lets get the Biff out of here.

You son of a Biff!

What the Biff is that?

by aaaa2222 November 13, 2009