Drunk Bidding

The act of bidding on something on eBay while intoxicated. In the following days, the drunk bidder hopes that he/she get outbid and doesn't have to pony up the cash.

While drunk bidding, Jason was stuck with the horizontal band saw after no one outbid him.

by gizzmo696 May 8, 2012

magpie bidding

It is the type of bidding, usually for a house, where the first impressions are very good but it's not what you actually want or need. You then knee jerk bid on it before thinking it through. Magpie bidders usually go away and withdraw their bid rapidly after thinking about it in more detail.
"It 'twinkles' I want it, let's bid now!"
Then sometime in the future:
"Don't like it"

It's ok love, don't cry there will be other bidders. They were clearly just Magpie bidding, can't believe they would mess with people's lives like that.

by Hillario July 3, 2016

Jo Bid

I'm Joe Biden's Husband

Jo bid

by RuiTheQt January 22, 2021

rough bidness

A tough predicament; an unpleasant or burdensome task.

That's some rough bidness there, Bobby!

by N3cr0n0mIV October 18, 2003

Bid TV

One of the best TV shows in the UK. Catch it after a good old night of alcohol abuse.
Order things when you're smashed outta your face, wake up the next day non-the-wiser, wait a few days and random shit turns up at your door, you then precede to call your mates asking why it's at your door before you realise what you were watching when you were drunk.

Ding dong...
Bidder: Oh, hello, Mr. Postman, what do you have for me today?
Bid TV guy: Some letters and a gnome ornament for your garden.
Bidder: What the fu?... Oh, this is gonna cost me.

by CFRMTB May 20, 2011

bid

When you copy someone.

Hey you bid on me!!!!!!!

by dilpgh June 13, 2003

Sick Bidness

When something is so cool, it has surpassed sick, and is now sick bidness!

Bro 1- "Dude, I just got a new sound system, lets go bump some hxc tunes!"

Bro 2- "Sick bidness, I'm down for that fo sho!"

Bruh 1- "I'm so stoked for the weekend man."

Bruh 2- "I know, The Weezer concert is gonna be kicksweet, sick bidness!

by A Robin November 10, 2009