beer

pronounced "bee-ear" also don't allow your dog to feed on this drink and even your kids because it can make kids go crazy and maybe kill your dog. what's more safe than letting your dog die is carrying the most beer ever (you get a world record). also beer is a not-illegal counterpart and is the gift to the world if used wisely

i'm gonna yeet that beer across the world

by cohenPirate August 9, 2018

Beer

A object that is use when dad is on a couch watching a football game

DAD:i had a hard day at work

DAD:*yells at son* give me a beer

SON:are you sure why not take a break from beer

DAD:its the only thing that brings stress relief in my life

by loomerboomer October 29, 2019

beer

Any chemical substance which after it has been taken, causes one to come and edit definitions in urban dictionary.

Hey, I am high on beer, I need to pee first then go to urban dictionary and edit the definition of beer.

by Vinotemia the naija doctor March 5, 2011

beer

gift from god and a cure all.

Beer makes ugly women pretty and loosens pretty womens inhibitions. It warms u when your cold and cools u when your warm. Brings u up when u feel down, and helps u celebrate the good times. every ocassion is made better by beer. want an example. picture yourself eating a pizza, now picture yourself eating a pizza w/ a beer. Picture yourself watching the super bowl, now picture yourself watching the super bowl w/ a beer

by robert duffitt November 9, 2006

Beer

A carmel colored liquid, used to lower ihibitions. Usually consumed in mass quantities, causing the consumer to vomit violently.

I saw this really hot chick, and was scared to talk to her. After a couple beers, i got up my nerve.

by Pixie.Punk June 25, 2008

beer

Goodness in a can/bottle.

Beer..Weed..What a great combination.

by IHateNiggers April 21, 2006

beer

the meaning of life, is beer. when you're at a party, or just sitting around with your buddies having a nice juicy 4 pound serloin steak with delicious bbq sauce, nothings better than having a beer. As a certified underage drinker, I enjoy the cool refreshing drop of beer on my tongue. Have a beer, have a wonderful time.

weeee i love beer. beer is really good. SUPERCALAFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS ? f- that shit, BEER.

by vandermeer ! September 20, 2005