DAD:i had a hard day at work
DAD:*yells at son* give me a beer
SON:are you sure why not take a break from beer
DAD:its the only thing that brings stress relief in my life
DAD:*yells at son* give me a beer
SON:are you sure why not take a break from beer
DAD:its the only thing that brings stress relief in my life
by loomerboomer October 29, 2019
pronounced "bee-ear" also don't allow your dog to feed on this drink and even your kids because it can make kids go crazy and maybe kill your dog. what's more safe than letting your dog die is carrying the most beer ever (you get a world record). also beer is a not-illegal counterpart and is the gift to the world if used wisely
by cohenPirate August 09, 2018
Any chemical substance which after it has been taken, causes one to come and edit definitions in urban dictionary.
Hey, I am high on beer, I need to pee first then go to urban dictionary and edit the definition of beer.
by Vinotemia the naija doctor February 19, 2011
gift from god and a cure all.
Beer makes ugly women pretty and loosens pretty womens inhibitions. It warms u when your cold and cools u when your warm. Brings u up when u feel down, and helps u celebrate the good times. every ocassion is made better by beer. want an example. picture yourself eating a pizza, now picture yourself eating a pizza w/ a beer. Picture yourself watching the super bowl, now picture yourself watching the super bowl w/ a beer
by robert duffitt November 09, 2006
A carmel colored liquid, used to lower ihibitions. Usually consumed in mass quantities, causing the consumer to vomit violently.
I saw this really hot chick, and was scared to talk to her. After a couple beers, i got up my nerve.
by Pixie.Punk July 11, 2008
by IHateNiggers March 31, 2006
the meaning of life, is beer. when you're at a party, or just sitting around with your buddies having a nice juicy 4 pound serloin steak with delicious bbq sauce, nothings better than having a beer. As a certified underage drinker, I enjoy the cool refreshing drop of beer on my tongue. Have a beer, have a wonderful time.
by vandermeer ! August 27, 2005