Bama-Derangement Syndrome

Being so rustled by the success of Alabama Football that it becomes a diagnosable mental illness. Usually contracted after exposure to several consecutive losses to Alabama
Symptoms:
-Melting
-Starting shitty threads about Alabama
-Obsessing over Alabama
-Offseason overconfidence

-Gratuitous dickriding of teams that beat Alabama

-Making an ass of yourself on College Gameday
-Wearing Purple
-Caring about College Baseball

“Dude you hear Tim got diagnosed with Bama-Derangement Syndrome?”
“Yea that 8th straight loss really got to him”

by Dr. Nick Saban May 26, 2019

Bama Butt

A Bama Butt is someone who has an ass the size of Alabama!

Did you see that chick wearing those skinny jeans, she has a total "Bama Butt"!

by Alimegz August 19, 2009

Bama combover

A male haircut characterized by long bangs, combed to the right side of one's head so that half of the bangs come down the forehead, while the other half rests on the scalp. Often covered by a visor.

Named for every Alabama Crimson Tide quarterback since the beginning of forever that has sported the haircut. See Greg McElroy, Joe Namath, Brodie Croyle, John Parker Wilson, etc.

McElroy is really rockin that Bama combover. What a douche.

Yeah, him and the rest of the offensive line. Must've cost them a whole $6.50 to get a haircut like that.

by UGADave September 26, 2010

bama dusted

A DC MD term, under the influence of excessive alcohol, fried out your mind.

Nigga I was bama dusted last night, I slept on the steps.

I was tryin' to duke dis youngin last night but she was too bama dusted

by DirtyR August 28, 2006

Bama Butt

A posterior roughly the size of Alabama.

"Wow, your mom's got a Bama Butt!"

by emmdaggs! February 1, 2009

Bama Beatdown

The act of defeating a football team that has a battle cry of "Roll Tide, Roll Tide" with an overpaid coach who will surely have numerous NCAA infractions. The team had a ranking of #1 with a Heisman returning running back and a quarterback that hadn't lost a game since the 8th grade.

The University of South Carolina put a Bama Beatdown on the Crimson Tide on 10/9/10 at Williams Brice Stadium by shutting down the running and passing game with a stifling defense while scoring more points on the highly touted team than in the last three years. For those to remember the score was 35-21, not sure what crow taste like but the Tide definitely got a taste of the Gamecocks.

by USCFN02 October 12, 2010

bama ass

term used to describe the feeling of nasty wetness due to high temperatures and lack of wiping on the ass crack region... aka swampass and nellydoo

Its gettin' hot in here I'm starting to get Bama ass.

by castro October 31, 2003