banana slap

A half peeled banana must be shoved into the targets face where the fruit must be smeared as quickly as possible. Then you must retract and once again swing the banana peel toward the face to achieve proper contact and satisfying snap sound of the peel against the flesh. It is important to note that this is not a bully's activity; the target should never be victimized, but deserving of a banana slap. it is an underdogs activity. Most often perpetrated by the victim to a bully. The target must be fully deserving of the insult. Then, like Braveheart you must scream "banana slap!"

Target: Give me your lunch money.

Hero: I can't do that, but I can give you this... ...Banana slap!

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by Ballistic2010 December 15, 2010

Banana

A fruit that Queen wants Kris to get it.

Queen: Kris, get the banana. Get the banana Kris. GET THE BANANA! KRIS! GET IT! GET IT! GETTHEBANANA! GETTHEBANANA!

by The Walking Psychopath January 26, 2022

Banana titties

A females titties that point outward or to the side in the shape of a banana.

Guy 1: Hey did you check out jodi harrisons banana titties last night?

Guy 2: ya they slope and are pointy.

by F$ckaround&f$nd@ut September 27, 2019

rolf harris eating a banana

pornography that includes a close up of a hairy vagina with a dick in it, looking like bearded aussie tv presenter rolf harris eating a banana

'god i saw this really old porn and it looked like rolf harris eating a banana'

by tommy stevenson September 23, 2009

Banana Lifter

A Cock tease

That girl that i went home with last night was a banana lifter.

by BDizzle82 May 17, 2009

banana-split shit

When someone does a split then suddenly shits them-self.

My friend was showing me there gymnastic moves when they took a banana-split shit

by Yellow fish February 5, 2014

banana anxiety

Anxiety that is triggered by the sight or smell or even the mere anticipation of coming into contact with a banana.

Her sometimes disabling banana anxiety was connected, although entirely unconsciously, to the fact that on so many occasions, bananas had been harbingers of horrible events.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 4, 2019