autoerotic asphyxiation

a method of acheiving a better orgasm by depriving the body temporarily of oxygen. this is not necessarily fatal, though it can be.

mike used to have walter strangle him when he was about to come, silly goose.

by minghi May 17, 2003

autograt

a tip that is included as a charge on a restaurant bill rather than left to a diner's discretion.

The Cooker: "those fuckers just took off without leaving the bartender a tip."
Pete Dick: "well, not really, they just think they did, I could see that based on their ethnicity that they were not going to leave her anything so I told her to put on an autograt."
Bartender: "you guys were right, I owe you a free pitcher."

by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

Autoerotic activities

A cooler name for masterbation.

John's mom caught him while he was performing his autoerotic activities.

by Deep blue 2012 May 13, 2010

Autograph

Ejaculating on your sexual partners face, breast or chest, buttocks, and or other body parts.

"I fucked that chick the other day, and she let me put my Autograph on her face, tits, and her ass!"

by bIZzzleObeezzy! May 3, 2010

Autoerotic Selfphyxiation

Narcissistic arousal by suffocating others with your endless selfies.

His obsession with Autoerotic Selfphyxiation was damaging his online presence and annoying everyone who received the constant stream of selfies.

by Scottdogfl April 18, 2014

autoerotic-correct

When smart phones correct voice-to-text messages into something erotic, regardless of your original intent.

My smart phone's voice-to-text autoerotic-corrected "genius" to "penis," and I didn't check it before sending it!

by anonymous October 15, 2017

Autocraphelia

One who wishes to have intercourse sex with, on or in a vehicle. Road, marine or otherwise.

Mike penetrates the fuel tank of his vehicle in an act of autocraphelia

by Ismaybeaprincess March 24, 2005