Autistic rizz

The type of charisma from knowing how awkward you are, yet making an effort anyways

*says something you think is funny but others dont react*
*smiles to myself and think, "I've just got that autistic rizz, man. They'll come around eventually."

by WeenusGoblin September 18, 2023

autistic license

Using a genuine diagnosis of autism, or the pretext of being autistic, to be excused from behavior considered socially unacceptable.

Most people would be expelled for shitting on the cafeteria floor, but he got off with a mere suspension by using his autistic license.

by Erik9000 September 4, 2018

Autist Reinhart

A kid that is beyond the boundaries of what classifies an autist and is the total embodiment of cancer. The absolute worst human being on the planet. Dick Ryder who tries to get friends but not a soul in the universe shares sympathy with this fucking twat.

I fucking hate that autist Reinhart.

by God the creator of the univers June 5, 2019

autistic devil

a soul that progressively enslaves humanity with absolutely zero conscious

ive heard of selling your soul ÷
with that being said yall must have split @ the big bang to become SCOTUS
# autistic devil

by get@meinspace October 6, 2018

autistic screeching

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when you immediatly scream out : "REEEEEEEEE, IM PEEKLE REEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yeah...

"REEEEEE, PEEEKLE REEEEEK!!!!!!" man i think i have autistic screeching REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Rickle Pick December 6, 2017

Autistic Turtle

When a man is about to have sex he knocks the girl away jerks off on the floor then leaves.

"That boy I invited in last night was really nice, but then he pulled an autistic turtle! What a fucko!" said Jane.

by The king...of everyone June 4, 2010

Autistic Monkey

Our Current President

George W. Bush

by Kashchei November 27, 2003