astro-turds

The little black rubber pellets used for cushioning on artificial playing fields.

You could tell he was in bounds because when he dragged his foot you could see the astro-turds popping up.

by R. Apfelbeck December 10, 2008

Astro mode

high on the toilet

i'm on astro mode rn bru

by d4s4 February 8, 2023

Astro slop

Blowjob that’s out of this world

Last night, I got some Astro Slop, head was out of this world.

by Arlockin September 30, 2023

Astro-chan

Tentacle Queen, and God's gift to humanity. I love her with all of my heart, plus some. (Which would mean that I am in some kind of debt.)

See: Perfection, Pwnage, God, or something else along those lines.

I love Astro-chan. She is so cool. I'm not even anywhere near worthy of her presence.

Urbandictionary.com refuses to publish my awesome definition of Astro-chan.

by Tentacle Pimp December 1, 2004

astro-rock

The new genre coming out that the for runner of is Brave Saint Saturn whos particular is a dark side of christian music.

Astro-rock is totaly rad man

by Robert December 22, 2003

Houston Astros

The Astros are like that one retarded cousin that you have who just wants to eat crayons and everyone wants him to stop but he just doesn't stop eating crayons and so everyone looks at him with pity.

Poor Jimmy, he's a real Houston Astros

by branman23 May 16, 2014

Houston Astros

A dirtbag baseball team that got caught cheating in the World Series now no one wants anything to do with them they’re basically the New England Patriots of the mlb

The Houston Astros are pricks!

by Random stuff bruh March 1, 2021