Assplants

Implants of the gluteus maximus.

Man A: Nicki Minaj is so hot. Just look at that ass!
Man B: Dude, those are assplants.

by YourMom212121 December 13, 2012

Assclat

A bird which cannot fly, with a white plumage and a human ass.

A swan with a human ass. A decendant of the Assclat.

by The Style July 1, 2005

Assblast

A 3rd-coast based project putting free bicycles back on the road with a rat-rod mentality and no thought given to comfort. Assblast was originally just the name of the initial bicycle (now named "ANAL FIESTA I"), and was given to the bicycle due to the fact that with no rear tire that shit really hurts one's ass who so choses to blast that bitch down the road.

Assblast projects include =

DUALLY SCOOTER (done but broken)
AF I (incomplete)
PROJECT SAILBOARD (on hold)
LITTLE RED CORVETTE (incomplete)
SCREAMIN SEMEN (waiting for a tire)
AF IV (super dangerous)

by ANALFIESTA June 18, 2014

assclapper

A person that has the ability to turn on and off their lights with a large clapping fart.

Poor Grandma May is having a hard time keeping her lights on. Her assclapper is not agreeing with the chili.

by Craptronics June 16, 2011

Assblasted

"Ass blasted" or the phrase "blasted me in the ass" was popularized by the influential tv show 'Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia'. It is most often used in a semi-ironic way. It means to have been wronged, gotten, or mistreated by someone or something.

"Dude I totally just got blasted in the ass by my boss. He changed the deadline to this afternoon!"

"Bro, I just got assblasted by Tom. He's raising the rent by 30%."

by zucc the ducc November 24, 2017

assclap

When someone gets their ass clapped/kicked in a fight.

You did you see that fight between Rodgers and Archie?

Yeah, Rodgers got an assclap!

by AnnoymousHacker666 September 5, 2018

assland

Usually a liar. She puts her boyfriend before everyone else, and has intercourse everyday. And doesnt realize they will be broken up by a few months. Trys to get with every guy possible and thinks that it makes her cooler. Pretends that she doesnt care about what people think about her, but she does. Lives in a fantasy world. And acts like the world revolves around her, while everyone laughs at how pathetic she is. Has many diseases. The fakest of the fake and doesnt brush her teeth.

God! What a slut! Thats something an Assland would do!

by showdemdimondsss August 4, 2009