assjacket

Someone that is a dip shit. A habitual one upper, covered in a jacket of ass. assjacket Assjacket

An assjacket is a person who makes up stories that are always similar to others, yet unbelievable, just to be the one upper.

by jpizz6981 August 17, 2015

assiack

The act of pooping in a males foreskin. Eventually the foreskin looking like a water ballon on a garden tap.

" Did you tounge punch her fart box?"
" Nah, she assiacked me instead"

by Assiack September 9, 2016

AssJacker

One who jacks her ass off by slapping it with a dildo

"did you see Becky?"
"Yeah she's such and AssJacker"

by TrumpsUglyMemes May 14, 2016

Assjack

Someone who makes assholes, ass-wipes, bitchasses, and asses seem like Holy Beings.

Dang, my science professor is such an assjack! Even Donald Trump seems like he could be the Pope!

by Ass In All The Above November 28, 2016

assjacker

1) a douchebag.
2) someone who is only comfortable or determined of fucking someone in the ass (not literally)

“ god! you’re such a assjacker! “
“ i can only be an assjacker when it comes to pranking. “

by ok bolomer June 3, 2021

asscackle

A person who is so idiotic, and such a bitch that it makes you cackle out your ass

that one guy from the place: "3 + 2 is 37 you idiot"
that other guy from a different place: "shut the fuck up you asscackle"

by UnbrokenOnion May 12, 2023

Assback

To be used in response when someone has been an ass toward you, causing you to be an assback.

He was so rude! I normally would have ignored him but he brought out the assback in me!

by AbandMad February 6, 2026