asshat

A contemptible person

derivatives:

asshattery (noun)

asshattedly, asshatted (adjective)
asshats (plural)

My supervisor is an asshat - I resent being his subordinate.

by Urbepedia April 15, 2010

Asshat McGoolagher

A condescending term for a generally doofy and/or dim-witted fellow.

"Why won't the television work?"
"Because you're Asshat McGoolagher, and it's not plugged in."

~

(After witnessing a stupid act)
All hail Asshat McGoolagher, sultan of stupid!

by CornellHatesMe April 12, 2009

asstits

When a woman with a large ass wears lowrise jeans causing her large cheeks to resemble a pair of titties.

Man that bitch has some huge asstits!

by Burn my legs June 15, 2005

Asstastic

1. Extremely bad; abominable
2. Extremely evil or cruel

1. The party-goers were completely out of control and left behind an asstastic mess.

2. "That asstastic whore just dumped me for my brother!"

by Trendon September 16, 2005

stfu, asshat.

something everyone should say to obnoxious fucking idiots with their head up their ass.

idiot: liiiiiike OMG hilary duff is lyk SOOOOOO punk rawk!
me: stfu, asshat.
idiot: lyk omg you lyk said lyk ass lyk hat!
me:mmmhmmm. get the fuck over it.
idiot: MOMMY!

by ur bald headed granny May 4, 2006

asshat

One who has their head up their ass, thus wearing their ass as a hat. Someone who is very ignorant, stubborn or dull.

"Gah! Dan won't pay me back my cash! Freakin' asshat!"

by Dervish April 14, 2006

asshat time

1. Time spent being an idiot. 2. Time pre-allocated for someone to be an idiot.

You'd better give him two weeks of asshat time before the project starts or he'll fuck it up when it counts.

by Industrio Melman March 13, 2003