Asscrap

Derisive term for ASCAP, a performance rights organization that controls millions of copyrighted musical compositions. It has allegedly used Mafia style tactics to get organizations to pay for a license to have its music performed publicly.

I got a call from Asscrap today, demanding that I pay up or get sued.

by Damian Yerrick October 6, 2005

asscroft

From John Ashcroft, ex attorney-general of the US and enforcer of laws that nobody wants.
Verb: to be thrown into prison forever for something relatively minor.
Noun: reason for prison overcrowding

They caught him smoking weed and asscrofted him into the joint for 20 years.

by Edith Rudy November 17, 2006

Asscrater

The little divots and wrinkles on fat peoples butt cheeks that you cant help but notice.

We went to the lake and saw a fat lady who had the biggest Asscrater on her rump.

by NICKAPLEZ March 25, 2009

assbreath

an obsequious person; one who kisses
ass so adeptly that his breath has acquired an anal bouquet

you're not fooling anyone, assbreath, everyone knows you are an incompetent suckup.

by zakhi January 30, 2003

Asscrust

Hardened pieces of poo clinging lovingly to mangled asshair.

Damn Jose! This asscrust really ruins my day!

by Aaron November 5, 2002

New Years Asscraker

On New Years eve, when it is 1 second away from the New Year, one lets out an Asscraker, which is a fart that is in sync with the firecrakers outside

Tim: Its almost 2010!
Jarry: Yah, I think I am gonna let off an New Years Asscraker!
Tim: Nice I'll think I'll do the same.

by firecraker098 December 30, 2009

Black Aspirin

A pseudonym given to a certain dark, sugary soft drink that shall remain nameless. Believed to have an re-energising effect on those suffering symptoms of the night before.

Whoa man, i had a bender last night. My head is throbbing, can you duck down to the shops and fetch me a bottle of Black Aspirin? I'll pay you back - i swear!

by Benebrius April 10, 2010