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assclump

Generally used as an insult. An expression of disgust, likening the object to hair clumped around the anus with faeces or fecal matter.
Shut up you assclump!
by snorter April 6, 2006
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assclown magnet

A person who by bad judgement or misfortune is terminally surounded by assclowns.
Damn I must be some kind of assclown magnet. I got Chris sitting on one sid and shane on the other. I must have really done something bad in a preivous life
by Some Dude August 27, 2004
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assflake

An insult.

A person who deserves to be deemed as a crusted skin flake from someone's ass, or as dried shit that flakes off from someone's ass.
John, you fucking assflake! You suck.
by Kate March 31, 2005
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assclown

a man who overestimates his importance in anyones life, has left a mark on society in the form of a stain on its undergarments and often goes by geeky names like "grax" in chat rooms
The assclown is lonely because he mistreats others.
by ccccccccccckat June 6, 2012
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a racial/sexist/anti religional/offensive slurr with almost every form of discrimination in it
Example 1)
joe: yo look at that Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown!

jim: shut up you Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown

Example 2) proof that anyone can make fun of anyone and unless the world stops hating we are all doomed
by TheWiseMan March 2, 2005
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assclasp

Someone who thinks that they're good at something they do, such as clasping an ass, but they're really not that good, just overrated.
1. Hey johnny did you see that assclasp phil?
2. Hey man, he tried hard, but he was just an assclasp
by funnymonkey June 27, 2008
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assalaamualaikum

Arabic
meaning: May peace be unto you
Assalaamualaikum Brother
May peace be unto you brother.

This reference is a common greeting in Islamic cultures. Derivitives of this word are also in Hebrew, this is a longer version of Shalom and salaam.
by Moiz October 27, 2007
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