A short little man who lives in his mom's basement that pretends he's a well-respected world renowned sports writer, when in fact - he's just a douche who thinks too highly of himself. Suffers from little-man syndrome.
James Rowe is a fucking asshat
by douchebagmcgee69 July 23, 2019
Get the Asshatmug. I love white claw so much, that I cannot control my urine flow. What’s this truck over here? Let me pee on it since I am an asshat
by GrandCentralLaughter October 4, 2019
Get the Asshatmug. by Brother Muslimhood December 14, 2011
Get the Asshatmug. A group of politicians is known as an "asshat". The place where they "work"<sic> (Congress, House of Commons, senate, etc) is known as an "asshattery". And what they do is known as "asshattedness".
A large asshat of politicians gathered at the asshattery today to engage in further asshattedness, which resulted in them stealing more taxpayers money.
by KJ71 May 12, 2014
Get the Asshatmug. When a person gets to a level of agitation that requires the person to tell the agitator to wear their ass as a hat.
Agitator: Hey dipshit! How does it feel to know you're a crack baby!?
Agitated: Go fuck yourself with a cactus asshat!
Agitated: Go fuck yourself with a cactus asshat!
by Dr. English D. Fuckerupper September 25, 2014
Get the asshatmug. When a person has exceeded the measurable levels of fucktardal asshatery. Their level of stupidity is clearly noticeable when they enter any room. They clearly have their head neck deep in their own ass.
Jesus Christ, Tom is such an Asshat.
by Scottokelley March 30, 2017
Get the asshatmug. To place one's ass upon another person's head. This is usually used when aggravated, or when one is being an asshat, hence the name. Verb: to asshat.
Person 1: "John just spilled my drink!"
Person 2: "What are you gonna do about it?"
Person 1: "Give him a good asshatting?"
Person 2: "What are you gonna do about it?"
Person 1: "Give him a good asshatting?"
by munleymunleyandcartwright November 4, 2012
Get the asshattingmug.