Assbitch

Someone who is whiny, annoying, self-centered, and generally just a jerk; can describe a male or female, but it's funnier when it's a guy.

"Taro can be a real assbitch sometimes."

by HomicidaLxFisH October 20, 2004

assaids

Aids caught through anal sex

i hope my cheating whore ex catches assaids and dies in a fire of gonorrhea

by tensux February 27, 2008

Assfluff

Lint that collects in your ass hair, especially during night time.

During my morning shit, I wiped away all the assfluff that accumulated during the night.

by Cyberwolf December 16, 2006

ASDFism

The religion containing all facts and lies about the origin of the universe, ASDF.

ASDF is harder, better, stronger and faster then JKL;... That's an example of the study of ASDFism...

by CX gamer April 13, 2008

assbitch

The being of an ass and a bitch at the same time.

Stop being an assbitch!

by amandamanderz August 19, 2009

assfish

Not as bad as being an wordassclown/word but worse than being an wordasshat/word.

You made out with my sister? Assfish!!

by SlyVenom September 29, 2003

assficionado

(n.) an ass connoissuer or admirer, stemming from the word aficionado, meaning enthusiast.

Jim Bob surveyed all the hot chicks in the discotech, and--being a master assficionado--decided to take bootylicious Veronica home with him for a nightcap.

by evil little monkey June 20, 2005