assel around

Verb (derived from ass); to vary from a direct course so as to hinder those behind you, causing aggravation.

We'll get there on-time, if this jack-ass in front of us doesn't assel around.

by Richard Carlton Myers (posthumously), submitted by son: James Lee Myers January 25, 2008

Assberg

A person whose ass is so large it is likened to that of an iceberg, the similarity being that an iceberg has 90 percent of it's volume bellow the surface of the ocean, a person designated as an assberg has 90 percent of their body bellow their waist.

That girls ass is huge--it's an assberg!

by mrdoad December 24, 2007

Be assed

When a person cannot be bothered doing a task that is given to them. It is used when someone wants to remind on there backside/bum/ass. Hence the expression "Be assed"

Most of the time it is used in Liverpool, England.

"Go to the shop for me please"

"Be assed!"

by AdamLeeB October 18, 2011

Lancaster Assembly

An exclusive party held once per year in December at the Lancaster Country Club to debut select young women of society, the Debutantes. Membership in "The Assembly", as it is referred, is made up of affluent people of high status in the Lancaster community. It would be incredibly rare to see someone who is not white even attending the party (and certainly not debuting). The dress code is white tie (tails for men) and floor length gowns and kidskin gloves (for both women AND men). To be invited, one must already be ingrained in this very elite crowd so there is no hope for common people. People go every year, often parents and their 21 year old children who all get very inebriated and kiss each other on the cheeks. The Assembly was started by President James Buchanan as the Lancaster Assembly in 1780. As WASPy as it gets.

"Are you going to the Lancaster Assembly this year?"

"Of course, darling! I go every year!"

by lancgurl2 December 18, 2012

Assem

Middle eastern female name. Means "beautiful"

A: Hey, what is name Assem mean?
B: It means smth wonderful & beautiful!
A: Mmm...really? cool) I'll give such name 2 my daughter)

by double_a_and_one_t July 2, 2011

assbeans

Beans from ones ass. Often used when somthign unwanted occurs.

Aww assbeans i lost my car keys.

by Alex Trebek July 21, 2003

assbeater420

the guy we needed, he wasn't just any player, he is a C H A D, a robloxian god wich somehow bypassed the system of death (filter)

all hail assbeater420

by TING GO SKRRRRRRRA March 7, 2021