Assfrost

The condition of seating on a painfully,freezing cold toilet seat which induces serious frostbite to the buttock region.

Mom turn on the heater.I just got some serious assfrosting.

by OFortVny January 11, 2010

assfro

When an anus is adorned with a large quantity of curly hair.

Tom went down on Miriam with the intention of rimming her beautiful little puckering asshole only to find a stenchous hairy assfro!

by brentionary March 25, 2009

Assfro

when your ass hair is so out of control its like a safari and your dingleberries are lions

your assfro has a zoo of animals in it

by faggot May 11, 2003

Assfro

the afro contained between your OTHER cheeks...

"Dude, that guy has a serious assfro in his crack"

by Benjamin James Thomson January 5, 2009

Assfrown

When a girl called Saffron is realy cool, and everone thinks shes amazing.

"Wow! Look over there"
"Oh wow"
"Shes a proper Assfrown"

by AhMazIngNess March 9, 2009

assfro

(n.) to have an above normal amount of hair on the glutes

My date was so hot, and after I got down her pants, I discovered a tremendous assfro.

by Matt Holley November 4, 2003

assfro

an unusual amount of pubic hair in the anal region of the female body (any is too damn much so ladies get rid of it)

I was goin low but that hoe was rockin tha assfro...so I said to myDAMNself stop, no, and dont and then called her a bitch

by makaveli March 22, 2003