Fecal amnesia

A condition in which the person does not remember when they last had a bowel movement. Most commonly effects college girls.

My stomach hurts and I don't remember if I pooped yesterday or the day before. I must have fecal amnesia.

by Larry56 April 7, 2013

snapchat amnesia

When you snapchat someone using a caption and it takes them so long to respond that you forget what you initially asked and/or told them.

Bob: "Taylor just snapped me and said yeah she'll go with me"
Andrew: "Where?"
Bob: "Damnit, I got snapchat amnesia again. I sent that snap like 6 hours ago."

by SometimesHilarious May 30, 2016

Amnesia Dark Descent

The absolute scariest and one of the best games you will ever play. Most zombie games give you a shotgun or a machine gun and you just walk around shooting everything. Here, you don't get a weapon. Here, the zombies are scary as fuck, tough as nails, show up at the most unexpected time, and will rape your mind. After a while of the game's atmosphere, you begin to go batshit insane. You must survive the entire game, and that might just be impossible.

(playing a game and conversing over Skype)

"Oh shit, I have a bag of oreos... AAAAAAARGRHRGAARHARGH HOLYSHITSHITSHIT OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!! RUNNING, RUNNING, RUNNING!!!! AAH!..... oh man, dude, I paused the game... I'm just going to load a save game..."

Typical reaction to playing Amnesia Dark Descent

by DmitriShostakovich May 5, 2011

maribelle anes

Pretty,beautiful,smart,very talened,cute and inspiring <3

Damnn,Maribelle Anes is such a good singer! shes sooooo talented! love you Maribelle! <3

by JoJo N August 24, 2011

Performance Amnesia

The ability to instantaneously forget any and/or all memory of strike-outs at bat, missed anniversaries, double-fault serves and the like--before their accumulated effect can have a detrimental impact on real-time performance.

Hey, Ass-Clown--It might feel good at the time, but it's just not cool to smash an innocent tennis racket or throw your bat into the stands...get some performance amnesia or take up stamp collecting.

by YAWA April 13, 2019

Anesu

An amazing girl who’s loved by everyone as she’s so smart,talented,beautiful and smart af like duh she’s an Anesu and she deserves the world

JazmineC:Did you know why people are given the name Anesu ??
Anfal:Coz they are truly amazing people

Yasmin:Yes I agree sooo much I know one of them

by A_kxx September 5, 2018

Agnes

A very kind and intelligent person, often creative and tireless in reaching set goals. Agnes is also very outgoing and sociable, someone you definitely want to be around!

Agnes, you're holy!

by Giocomo February 3, 2010