appetized hands

Hands with the appetite to masturbate. Usually caused by a boner.

If you have a boner and appetized hands, be careful if you wish to masturbate.

by ManMan36 May 24, 2016

appletiser

Apple

Appletiser: Appletiser

by Shirokasai June 9, 2024

Appetizer Scrooge

1. When dining with someone that hogs all the appetizers
2. When a diner is hangry and complains about why it is taking so long for the appetizers to come out

I was grabbing dinner with LeRoy and he ate all the mozz sticks while I was in the bathroom. That guy is a real Appetizer Scrooge

by Karl McCarlson December 31, 2024

appetizer

That one movie that you must watch first before watching the others

If you want to binge-watch all the movies that have been made throughout this 21st century, start by watching the 2006 movie "Idiocracy" as the appetizer.

by Emotional Cruiser November 12, 2025

Apptized

Those that have been indoctrinated into the world of "Apps" - that's about 1Bn of us since late 2012 and expected to grow to 2Bn by 2015.
All it takes is to use an app, just one app, one time and you've been apptized my friend!
A common religion, agnostic to all - except a strong well established iCult that is predominantly based in Northern California with it's spiritual home located in Cupertino.

You've been Apptized if you've ever used an app - From Map Apps to Fart Apps and everything in between.

by A. Shanks Utd. May 26, 2013

applefile

Sombody who is grossly addicted to Apple products similar to someone who is addicted to children

Robert is such an applefile, he waited in line for 18 hours to get the new iphone

by Applefile16 October 2, 2013

AppleTVremote

Worthless POS!!! Whichever marketing bastard created this inane object deserves to pushed off a cliff!!! This "remote" is so tiny and minuscule it's practically a child's toy!!! And what a great marketing tool!! Create a "remote" so microscopic it's easily lost many times, until it's permanently lost, and one has to purchase another one in order to finish watching their shitty tv shows!! I have a better marketing strategy Apple! "Can you not!" (I still love you apple, I'm like so excited about the new iPhone :)

I can't find my AppleTVRemote again! Fml right?! Oh wait I do have a decent size computer I can finish watching forensic files on! HP for the save!

by FrancoisBenicia18473 August 27, 2016