Agostina

A girl named Agos meaning a woman slash girl with reall big boobs for her size, has big lips, but it very very pretty. Possibly the best friend someone could ask for. You could joke around with her and make fun of her but she knows that you love her and you know that she loves you back. She has some sort of accent. Shes a very curious girl, loves her friends. Sometimes she tends to be very horny. But just sometimes not often. either way she is the most amazing friend that you could ask for.

A petite girl with brown hair green eyes with a good attitude.- That must be an Agostina!

by bstfriend_10 February 4, 2010

Apostrophe abuse

The flagrant insertion or omission of an apostrophe in written English.

Look at that sign over there! It says "Steves Gun's". That's apostrophe abuse!

by onasphere August 13, 2010

apostrocity

Incorrect, heinous use or non-use of the apostrophe.

"Its raining cat's and dog's" (all save "raining" an apostrocity)

"Orange's! 20p per pound!" (seen at market stalls the world over)

by Wilkinsonswords December 7, 2006

Apostape

One who leaves the religion of their childhood through sheer fucking will, usually to become a Heathen. They live their life to the fullest, never missing the chance to have fun, push their personal boundaries and gain the favor of Odin. An Apostape will live in such a way as to leave the members of the forsaken religion in envy of the Apostape. Apostape is a portmanteau of the words Apostate and Ape.

As soon as Laban realized his church was really just a cult he has been going fucking Apostape. Hes getting out of that cult, man. He sold that beater civic, divorced his fat wife, and used all the extra money to buy a HARLEY-DAVIDSON 2020 FAT BOB 114 Roadster. That dude is a mother fucking Apostape.

by Heathen Apostape April 9, 2020

Apostrophreak

The anguished cry that comes from a teacher when students use the apostrophe incorrectly, even after being taught.

ex: The teacher apostrophreaked as she marked the essay.

by Apostrophreak March 3, 2021

Apostolia

A person named Apostolia is just the best you‘ll ever meet. You should be happy if you know someone called like that. This person is a leader. Just an amazing friend and she‘ll always be there for you.

„Did you heard of Apostolia?“

„You shouldn‘t mess with Apostolia…“

by Marala November 22, 2021

Bottom apostrophe

When a man pulls out after anal sex and a small, crescent-shaped piece of shit is left protruding from his partner's asshole.

You should have douched, bitch. Look at that bottom apostrophe hanging out your crack!

Keep that dirty bottom apostrophe away from my Egyptian cotton sheets you dirty skank!

What the fuck, bitch?! There's some fucking bottom apostrophe hanging off you!

by Goitmeister August 25, 2016