Salish Apocalypse

April 8, 2014: The date when Microsoft stops providing support (including critical security patches) for Windows XP Service Pack 3.

Currently, more than 30% of all computers (including many large corporations' workstations) run Windows XP. After the Salish Apocalypse, any new vulnerabilities that are discovered will not be patched by Microsoft. This means that XP users will be living in a permanent zero-day environment, and companies that still refuse to upgrade will be easy prey for criminals and anarchists.

"I don't get how so many companies can still be refusing to upgrade to Windows 7 or 8. I bet there are fifty guys around the world sitting on zero-day exploits just waiting for the Salish Apocalypse. It's going to suck."

by Carolinianjeff December 16, 2013

Otto Apocalypse

A fucking dumbass, the most ugly thing to ever exist.

"who is otto apocalypse?"
"Oh a dumbass, i hope he dies soon"

by Feyyy_01 November 13, 2021

apoocalypse

A devastating explosion of excrement.

Wow, have you seen the apoocalypse in the third floor toilets? Is it the HR department holding another dirty protest?' 'No, it's that new contractor from Wilmslow. The cleaners have put up a new sign in the toilet saying "Please leave these facilities in the condition that you would wish to find them", and he took it literally.'

by cuksocker December 18, 2010

A - Z of Apocalypses

So many to choose from! One is bound to come true.
A – Ape Uprising
B – Black Hole
C – Collision
D – Dinosaurs Return
E – Everyone Dissapears
F – Food Fights Back
G – Gravity Fails
H – Hollacaust Again
I – Insect Overlords
J – Jesus Returns
K – Killer Bees
L – Lemming Syndrome
M – Machine War
N – Nuke
O – Ovary Expiration
P – Pandemic
Q – Quake
R – Rapture
S – Solar Flare
T – Triffids
U – UFO Strike
V – Volcanos
W – Water World
X – Xenophobia
Y – You’re in teh Matrix
Z – Zombies

When Bob bought his Big Mac at Mcdonalds, he was surpised when he went to take a bite, it took a bite of him. The end. (of the world) (Food fights back, from F, "A - Z of Apocalypses"

by .:Stormie:. October 16, 2009

Sassy Man Apocalypse

An outbreak of men that want to live a soft life and be treated like a princess.

"But we are in a sassy man apocalypse– the men are going into their soft girl era." said Lay Bankz.

by SexieLexie94 October 5, 2023

Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse

A cult created by high school mulitmedia kids dedicated to the advancement of the Church of Raptor Jesus through holy war and the conquer of the universe.

"Man, the Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse are the most badass overlords ever, they give out free tacos!"

by DinoKnight0 May 2, 2010

Zombie Apocolypse

The day im waiting for,.. its gonna be awsome.

Theres zombies!! Everywhere! Its the Zombie Apocolypse

by Rick Springfiled October 21, 2008