almost alice

feeling right at the peek of perfection

antonyms: not hardly alice

Guy:my 21st birthday was almost alice... to bad the stripper didn't give happy endings

by /b/vader March 29, 2010

almole

a person who has a huge mole on there facial area

Omg look at alice's almole

by 19chinn<3 December 27, 2011

Almost gym

when you need to get in shape but then you say "I'm not that fat I'll wait until I'm fat fat" and eat cheetos instead.

"Bro, do you want to pull an almost gym and rent a movie instead." "Sure, you have the chips right?

by Peanut butter sculpture June 22, 2017

Almond Butter

almond butter is what rich people cum

when chad and I did doggy at the country club, he let out days of almond butter all over my face and Gucci belt

by Delicious B!tch July 3, 2018

almond palmer

A mix of almond milk and lemonade, at room temp.

I had a nice almond palmer.

by KingDerpichu36 November 3, 2018

Almondfort

The best cookie run ship, argue with the wall :)

What’s the best cookie run ship?
Almondfort.

by Onurx October 29, 2021

Almondsexual

Someone who is attracted to male, androgynous or nonbinary gendered people, but rarely females. In other words, the opposite of berrisexual

Person A: Hey, so, is there a sexuality where I'm only attracted to men and androgynous people, but not women, or am I just weird?
Person B: Actually, there is! It's called Almondsexual.
Person A: Oh, thanks!

by Esthrrnium October 30, 2023