Organic alarm clock

The act of farting in the presence of someone sleeping, causing them to wake.

Chris organic alarm clocked me this morning. I woke up feeling fresher than I ever had before

by phil436 February 22, 2009

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False Alarm

Is when you spot a chick that you think is working with something, that looks good from far away and then when you get a closer look she ends up not meeting expectations

Damn! she look like she got a donk oh wait........never mind false alarm :-(

by MandoBurger August 24, 2010

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alarmclock blowjob

When a girl gives you a blow job to wake you up in the morning.

Billy didn't want to get up for work this morning, until his girlfriend woke him up with a delightful alarmclock blowjob.

by erik polakowski July 25, 2006

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Anal alarm clock

when a man wakes his partner up by intruding the anus with his penis.

Hiren needed to be at work at 8.00am so he asked Burhan to set his anal alarm clock at 7.00am.

by jpsexinspector May 31, 2007

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The representative of the Protoss Conclave in the computer game Starcraft, Aldaris divides his time between lecturing and arresting Tassadar and Zeratul, fucking up the best plan to defeat the Zerg, and telling the Executor to construct additional pylons. Is eventually murdered by Kerrigan.

En taro Adun Executor. I am Judicator Aldaris, and I have been sent by the Conclave to guide and counsel you...

by UncleAndross July 5, 2008

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