alexa

that annoying bitch that can’t hear anything you say

alexa play mo bomba

—-i’m sorry i didn’t get that

by @mediumpace February 5, 2019

Alexa

The best, most gorgeous girl EVER. She has gone through quite a few rough patches but that only made her a better person. Normally has brown hair and brown eyes and she likes to temporarily dye her eyebrows different colors (e.i. green, purple). She is creeped out by feet. Love music and couldn't live without it. Not usually popular but wishes she was and crushes on people out of her league. Like to paint cute messages on her toes in nail polish. She loves Neon Trees and has no ability to speak another language. Also like Avril Lavigne. Probably not liked by many people and used to be known for being violent but people can change. Likes the color purple. Very nice and is single. Totally hot.

Greg: Oh hey dude, just broke up with Alexa in a text for the second time 'cause I'm a heartless jerk.
Ben: You're such an ass.
Greg: Damn straight I am. And a perv. Don't forget that one.

by multicoloredeyebrows July 7, 2013

Alexa

Poopy head

Alexa is a poopy head

by Man1230 November 13, 2021

Alexa

The little black dot in the corner of the room that listens to you masturbating.

Hey Alexa shuffle my playlist good vibes
Okay

*Hentai noises*

by johnwick771 November 29, 2019

Alexa

Alexa... dont even get me started she is the most beautiful, intelligent and loving person you will ever know. She will be your sunshine your girl. She will always cheer you up, never bring you down. She may break your heart once or twice. But you will always end up finding her again

- tj

Alexa you are the most perfect person i have ever met.

by Tommy will always love you May 26, 2019

Alexa

the brown haired girl from barbie and the diamond castle. she is best friends with liana and got possessed by lydia and slyder.

she also happens to share the same name with amazon echo. they are not the same person.

"my favourite character from barbie and the diamond castle is alexa"

by a hairball August 9, 2023

Alexa

Everyone’s first love, she’s the prettiest girl ever with unmatched skill with makeup, she is so sweet and her voice is angelic. She is one that you will never forget, she is one to make great and memorable memories and is down to do whatever. Her beauty is godlike and her grace is kind. Even though she may be quiet, she is one hell of a girl. She makes a room full of people seem like they’re not there, the type of person you’d fall for in one look, someone you’d want to spend your whole life with regardless if anything happens

yuki: why do i love alexa so much???
faith: same..

by faithandmystery July 8, 2022