Albanian Gong

When you have a gong and attach it to the girls vagina and when you hit it it pleasures the girl.
Good on Astrits Mom
you can also slap in some spices

I have used the Albanian gong
Astrits Mom and Dad

by Eggnessa Ramadani August 18, 2009

albanian steam soup

When 2 participants lock themselves in a sauna, and attempt to floss one another with hand towels until becoming overwhelmed by steam and sweat. Then proceed to wrestle with their eyes closed.

After an intense workout, usually we hit the sauna for some “Albanian steam soup”.

by McGrizzles May 26, 2019

Albanian Water slide

When one is covered from head to knee in lube, and the body is used as a water slide to defect poop from a third party.

1: Hey Lewis, did you shit on Jose?
2: No I tried but she was still lubed up - she Albanian water slided me!

by G Jack October 2, 2021

Albanianism

Thy containment, (rather by blood, conversion, ejaculation, etc.), of being Albanian 🇦🇱. The individuals whom practice the identification of Albanianism tend to be extremely sexy and rather intelligent. #Shkwiptar👐🏻🇦🇱

Hey, did you see that Tiktok where the extremely handsome, blue eyed, tall, blonde kid named Emirballer converted his school to Albanianism?

by anonymous November 25, 2021

albanianstunnagirl

Horrendous Instagram shitpost page every time they post you can hear crickets because no one laughs

1:Hey did you see the new albanianstunnagirl post?
2: yes, I did it was so bad I cried myself to sleep for the rest of the week.

by bartholymuleVII January 9, 2022

albanianalmond

A page on tiktok with around 900 followers whos very nice and comes from Albania,this page posts nice and realatable contect.

Writiable as @albanianalmond

by Someone919193872 February 9, 2022

Albanian gas pedal

Where you shit on a girl’s pussy/asshole and then press your foot into it as if it were a gas pedal and try to get the shit inside

David: How was last night?
Jeremy: It was absolutely insane, I gave Emma a Albanian gas pedal
David: Jesus that’s disgusting

by Ekdjenendnsjsj July 31, 2023