Albania

An amazing country that protected fleeing Jews from the nazis in ww2 despite the consequences. They hid them in the mountains and made them look like their own people so the nazis didnt take them

Albania is a historic country

by TheActuallyRealDefinition April 8, 2020

Albanian Inchworm

A small albanian penis that is about 1 inch flaccid but grows to a mighty inch and a half when aroused.

"I walked in on Adrian in the shower and saw his albanian inchworm in it's prime."

by Ass hair, don't care June 18, 2013

crank dat albanian

to get overly patriotic and nationalistic in albanian culture as many albanians in america do from time to time

damn yo he got on the albanian eagle headband and bandana this mother fuckers has just crank dat albanian

by Mr. Wipe Me Down October 27, 2007

Albanian Standoff

An Albanian stand off is when two gentlemen have a disagreement over the price of an item and settle the dispute with this method.

The stand off consists of two shovels and the men them selves. They are to stand exactly 25 meters away from each other and lower their trousers. They then extract their excrement onto the shovels and once a third party says so, they are to fling their shit at the other gentleman.

The winner is the one who flings his shit closest to the other man.

Nah mate im not paying that much for it! You know what fuck this, it's ALBANIAN STANDOFF time!

by The man with no shame November 26, 2015

Albanian Mugshot

When a girl is sucking you off, and just before you cum you shine a light in her eyes so she squints and bites down, allowing the semens to spray out of her mouth into her eyelashes, sticking them closed.

"Jerry just gave his girl the Albanian Mugshot, she couldnt open her eyes for half an hour!"

by Fckboy Tony October 8, 2017

Albanians

The only people you will find, so proud of their country.
They look up to celebrities like rita ora and dua lipa etc...
They cannot help but have the albanian flag somewhere hiding.
Or in some cases, tattooed on them, on their car or as a home screen wallpaper, brightly exposed to other civilised human beings.
To easily spot an albanian you will notice them unable to end a phone call without saying bye about ten thousand times.🇦🇱🇦🇱

Oh look at those albanians.
Meaning look at these big headed creatures proud of a country so small but so beautiful in nature.
Shqiptar forever🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱

by Notsochavygirl November 14, 2017

Albanian Bubble Bath

When three males jack off into a rag and then give the rag to a female to bathe herself in. Soap optional, but highly discouraged.

A: I finally get to do it with Rachel!
B: If she wants an Albanian Bubble Bath, I'm here for you!

by lil pulp December 6, 2017