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Avery

Y'all dumb mother fuckers. How dare you try and define the god almighty AVERY!? He can read your fucking MIND with his 32 foot DINGDONG. He will fucking dominate you, mentally and physically fuck you up! He will skull fuck you if you ever wrong him.
Guy 1-Last time I had an encounter with Avery, he looked at me and mentally fucked me. I was never the same.
Guy2- Dude I think I am too, AGHHHH.
Avery- Never wrong me you dumb mother fucker, hahaha.
by A.I.B January 21, 2020
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avery

Avery is the friend who will always be there for you. She will never ditch you and make sure that if she can improve in the friendship she will do so in a heartbeat. When she puts her mind to something she loves she will definitely achieve it. She always feels she is not pretty, even though she is stunning. Avery has great dedication, gets good grades, and is respectful to everyone. Avery is goofy and every time she walks into a room her smile and cheery personality brightens the whole room. People look up to Avery for great advice and if they want to spill their problems. She is sensitive and has a huge heart. Never lose an Avery because you will regret it in the long run.
friend 1: you know I'm very happy i have an avery in my life.
friend 2: hold on to her tight, she is amazing.
by dowhatyourheartwants November 27, 2019
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Sargent Avery Johnson

One kick ass son of a bitch who knows what the ladies like.
Sargent Avery Johnson is a ladies man when you want a car he'll bring a tank
by Dr Ebola Cat March 23, 2019
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Jack Avery

Whitney Garcias daddy. he is a damn fucking snack and can choke me all he wants
Jack Avery is a fucking daddy
by Deepthroatingjackramen June 14, 2019
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Papa Avery

Incredibly athletic, and sports a daily cigar. Wise and sleek, the Papa Avery indulges in heavy mafia affairs and is iconic in the business of drugs. The Papa Avery may be spotted driving a green jeep, and all civilians within a 40 meter diameter of him are subject to the possibility of a spontaneous beating by a wooden cane.
"That's a mufuckin Papa Avery"
by Andrew Colley June 23, 2019
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Pull a Jackson Avery

Wait until the very last moment possible to tell someone you're in love them. (In this case at their wedding)
Omg, just him you like him. Before you know it, it will be too late and you will have to pull a Jackson Avery at his wedding.
by graceland August 1, 2017
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Avery Gay

When someone is named avery and mega gay
by Augyrockstv September 21, 2018
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