fecal afterbirth

The large amount of shit still adhered to your asscrack or what may seep out after taking a massive dump, even though you were sure you sufficiently wiped to cleanliness.

This condition is noticed when you all the sudden feel massively crusty down there, and usually means you must re-enter the bathroom to tidy up.

Boss: "Why did you go to the bathroom again? You were just in there for 20 minutes."

You: "Sorry boss, I had a bad case of fecal afterbirth"

by Shazzbozz July 9, 2010

Afterbirther

Anyone obsessed (pro or con) with whatever document may be Barack Obama's most recently released Birth Certificate, or Certificate of Live Birth. Afterbirther's like to duke it out on political and popular conspiracy theory comment threads.

Kevin: "I just saw the latest forensic analysis of Obama's birth certificate on Drudge. What a forgery!

Dylan: "Good God man, you believe that crap? I was there when Obama was born!"

Pam: "You guys... such Afterbirthers!

by bkn May 22, 2011

afterthot

A thot (that hoe over there) that you've already hit it with. Basically the left overs that you don't care about. They are so unimportant that they're merely an afterthot.

Yo, you see Juan with that afterthot? Tell me why I smashed last week. LMAO

by byumbaclot December 29, 2013

afterbirther

A "deather"; i.e., someone that refuses to believe that Osama bin Laden is dead without seeing proof. Nicknamed "afterbirther" because such a person was almost certainly a "birther" (i.e., someone that demands proof that Obama was a natural born U.S. citizen) in the months prior to Osama's death.

Joe-Bob Freeper: LONG FORM DEATH CERTIFICATE OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
Some Guy: Oh great, first the birthers, now the afterbirthers.

by blahpers May 28, 2011

Line Afterbangs

sick ass freestyle skis that are extremely buttery and awesome. also pretty much indestructible, made like a skate deck.

I've had Line Afterbangs for 3 seasons and they are still holding up strong, and i can butter way better than all my friends!

by steezcannon13 June 27, 2012

diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck

The lowest of all the lows that anyone can come up with. I defy you to put someone down harder.

My mom is totally dumping all of this shit on me to do today. She's such a cunt. Why, she's actually a diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck!

by Kelly November 10, 2006

aftermath

The unexpected 'spurt' that comes after you get done rubbing one off. Always comes after you put your pants back on. Usually results in sticky boxers.

The aftermath really messed up my boxers, I had to tell my mom to wash them again.

by Sitting Duck May 7, 2004