Acrotard

Person who lacks the mental competency to figure out or even try to understand simple internet Acronyms such as LOL, BRB, or ROFL.

Will often try to make others feel dumb for using acronyms and reply back with messages asking that they be spelled out, due to his/her inadequate mindset.

Billy: "I tripped on my shoe string this morning and busted my face"
Kevin: "LOL"
Billy: "I don't speak nerd what does LOL mean"
Kevin: "..."
Kevin: "You're such an acrotard."

by ChipTM August 4, 2014

across the board

Inclusive; everyone and everything; non-discriminatory.

The staff got pay raises across the board.

by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest

wipe it off him and say you're sorry

what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest? wipe it off him and say you're sorry

by philsayshi1 November 20, 2013

up the highway not across the street

a form of suicide....cutting your wrists, the correct way to cut is up the arm, rather than across the wrist. UP the highway, up the wrist, ACROSS the street, across the wrist

if you want a good suicide result, go up the highway not across the street

by iwentbothways June 1, 2006

Acostic

Irreverent , nasty , disrespectful, selfish, unkind, dangerously lacking in situational awareness. One who puts forth a false narrative to make themselves appear relevant. Willing to put others in harm's way to support their selfish agenda.

"The reporter was simply acostic during his interview with the president"

by Esoteriquemoi June 16, 2018

across the pond

Used in reference to Europe, Old Country.

He flew across the pond to find out whether chicks there are really so hot. And yep, they were.

by necrotism May 26, 2006

M.A.C. aka Man Across Corridor

M.A.C. is a heavily overweight negro with an attitude as bad as his hunger.

Has a SIX POINTED PENIS often referred to as his "Star of David."
Surprisingly this will not save the Jews from Hitler.

Wakes up at 2 p.m. and spends 25 hrs a day watching YouTube videos.

"Bro you're such a M.A.C. aka Man Across Corridor I wish we had you in the 1940's"

by Kevin Dibble's Mom April 10, 2009