acquieyes

eye contact that is required but not desired

when you and a stranger are the only people on a bus and they're staring at you so you have to acquieyes back

by no spell good May 31, 2021

Aquirea

That’s my mfkin name foo

Ouu that’s Aquirea ova there

by Shit shit October 3, 2021

Acquirted

(v.) A strange way of spelling acquired,derived from the accidental misspelling of the same word.

"I HAVE ACQUIRTED A KNIFE TO COMMIT GENOCIDE!"

by GlitchPix June 3, 2022

acquirisce

Verb - to acquire
It means literally the same thing as acquire, but is overall fancier.

"I went to a real estate agent to learn how I could acquirisce a piece of land"

by OctoTaco January 18, 2025

preemptive aquireazation

The act of stealing something prior to knowing you will need it.

The preemptive aquireazation of the lawn mower came in handy when the grass got to high.

by Mimebasher July 15, 2009