stoner accident

A simple mistake made by a stoned individual, such as knocking the ash tray. The person it most affects gets unneccesrily angry when the accident is trivial.

Sid i cant believe you dropped the zoot, thats well out of order, minus 3 tokes for you, thats not cool A typical stoner accident

by Dubvision October 15, 2009

finger boarding accident

emo kids use this expression to throw off adults when they are asked how they got cuts on their arms form cutting themselves. usually confuses an adult so much they stop asking.

teacher: how did you get those cuts all over your arm?

emo kid: i got in a finger boarding accident.

by wake & bake October 24, 2008

hunting accident

What happens to a dog that is unrestrained by its owner that torments livestock, bites your children or defecates on your redwood deck more than once.

Princess is gonna have a hunting accident this weekend.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

Genetic Accident

Someone so ugly it looks as though they were conceived invitro in order to be the most repugnant human on earth

Fuck, look at that genetic accident!

by RagePrblm July 21, 2003

sex accident

something unplanned or unexpected occuring during sex

My parents had a sex accident resulting in my existence.

by unplannedparenthood March 27, 2009

Car Accident

When someone crashes into someone else or crashes into something

Max: Hey dude my friend just got in a car accident
Jack: Oh that's sad. Hope he's better

Max: Me too

by BusBusBusBusBus February 26, 2017

The Car Accident

The process of two males running full speed at eachother, while naked, while having raging hard-ons, and hitting penis first.

I was at this party until some guys tried to pull off The Car Accident. They barely escaped with their dicks.

by InternationalBongWater17 January 15, 2014