Banff academy

A fucking shit hole where teachers remove you for asking why the fuck they think they can teach you by putting a fucking 4 minute video instead of bothering to teach it them selves while we are told most of the teachers are leaving because they got better jobs at other schools.

Banff academy= KFC worker

by Banffisshit August 18, 2014

Hot Carling Academy

It's the school where you go to learn how to buttfuck. It is located in England and they do not have blowjobs there because they are uncircumsized. Because of this, they resort to buttfucking.

Being enrolled in Hot Carling Academy is disgusting.

by DX25 November 10, 2008

Penrice Academy

A fucking whorehouse filled with midgets and teenagers who lose their virginity at 13. All the teachers are peadophiles.

I went to Penrice Academy for a day and left with a pregnant son.

by Satan Has A Minge May 24, 2018

Crest Academy

Definition 1:
A stupid place no one wants to be where teachers fuck on that side

Where teachers(Mrs Powell)goes on rants about how she believes in ghosts

Where teachers are bitch ass people who we hate except those lucky few

Definition 2:
Where the students are peng tf
The pengest of the pengest
The bitches there crazy and ain’t got chill

Everybody is slowly loosing their mind to insanity

We all fucked

First definition:

‘Hey you stepped in some Crest Academy’

Second definition

‘That girl so peng, she must go to Crest Academy’

by Booby queen April 8, 2019

Stratford School Academy

Stratford school academy not only is a shitty school in terms of teaching but also is filled with snakes hoes and boys who think they’re prestige. No one likes anyone but they all act like they’re in la la land. Everyone including me thinks they’re the fucking shit. If you’re white, gay, bi etc don’t even fucking bother considering coming here because you will NOT be tolerated. We love black. Even to the point to where your shoes coat blazer and even hair accessories have to be black. Or expect Mr Seager or Mr Pratt to track you down and fuck you up. The teachers are clapped. The students are of another species. 100% would recommend

Oh look it’s Stratford School Academy!

by hoehoehoes December 25, 2018

My Hero Academia

That one hero anime with ridiculously tHICK 15 year olds that all your friends are talking about

Did you see Ochaco in My Hero Academia ? Man she is t h i c c

by Superweebmega5000 May 31, 2018

Carmel Academy

An unaffiliated, Jewish School in Greenwich, CT. Formerly known as WFHA, they changed the name in the middle of the year after receiving a 10 million dollar grant. This grant was used to fund many important things, such as computer programs like Kidspiration and Gimp (?). At "CA," you will not learn geography, nor grammer. You may read an average of 2.5 books a year, along with an average of 9 movies. You get to show your individuality with collared shirts in every color (solid, of course), and khakis in black, navy, brown, olive, grey, and purple (?). You can make many friends at Carmel, everyone in your grade (avg=15) is super nice, and accepting, even your teachers will be your friends! The average sentence you hear a student say at Carmel is, "Man, I love this school!" and for teachers, it's, "Where's your kippah? Your head looks cold." COME TO CARMEL WOOOHOOOO GO EAGLES!!!! OOPS HAWKS YAYY GO HAWKS!

Jacob: Hey, did you make the Carmel Academy basketball team?

Rebecca: What kind of question is that? I didn't even need to sign up, they begged me to!

Jacob: But, you've only played once in your life...?

Rebecca: Does it really matter? We just need enough "players!"

by superjew123456789 September 4, 2012