Absolute fucking retards

The term given to fans of Nicki Minaj, similar to "Beliebers" and "Directioners"

Hey look at those absolute fucking retards, they're probably listening to nicki minaj

I feel sorry for them

by noie October 15, 2012

absofuckinglutely

Being 100% positive about something

Melia: You wanna go to that party next weekend in Boston?
Simona: absofuckinglutely, lets get wasted!

by Meliacz January 5, 2019

absofuckinglutely

An expression used to convey supreme agreement.

Mary: Pizza Hut has the best pizza ever.
Carrie: Absofuckinglutely.

by IWillBeYour419 April 12, 2004

absofruitly

absolutely, but with fruit (originally stated by Steve Correll on the Office)

EX1:
This banana is absofruitly fantastic!
EX2:
Q:Do you want to go get Chinese food?
A:Absofruitly

by MaraNikki June 27, 2007

Absolute

When you put absolute before an insult, you make its career ending abilities 10x stronger by making the victim feel dumb.

Without:

Guy 1: What’s 3 times 4?
Guy2: I’m not answering that you dunce!
Guy 1: :(

With:

Guy 1: what’s 3 times 4?
Guy 2: I’m not answering that you absolute dunce!
Guy 1: I don’t feel so good D:

by Trendyhoe June 20, 2018

abscond

1. To sneakily sneak away really sneaky like.

I'm going to go abscond to the pond real sneaky like.

by The Mountain Skoal July 19, 2006

Absolute Edition

The way DC Comics has to give their best stories ever the best edition humanly possible, in the form of slipcased, oversized, big honking hardcover books with loads of DVD-style extras and a tag price of $50, $75 or $100 according to the size of the thing. There's been 14 so far, and more will be coming in the future. Oh, and they weigh so much you can hit someone with them, although the idea is putting them in a big bookshelf besides your signed limited novels and impress the comic geek next door. Not to be read taking a crap.

Absolute Watchmen, Absolute Dark Knight , Absolute Sandman 1-4, Crisis On Infinite Earths the Absolute Edition

by Hector Ivan November 10, 2008