Wipe One's Ass with 20s

To have copious amounts of money, such that you can waste large amounts of it and still be financially stable.

It is desirable from a financial standpoint to be able to wipe one's ass with 20s

by The Infamous Smelly August 2, 2010

Ass-Wiper's Dilemma

Having failed to confirm paper-roll occupancy, the still-seated bathroom hostage is confronted with a shockingly irresponsible, post-evacuation condition and presented precious few options...shirt sleeve, sock, fingers; air-dry, yell/text for help, pull'em up and carry-on...

What will it be? Let's...plan ahead for the Ass-Wiper's Dilemma.

by YAWA March 11, 2019

ass wiper

same as ass wipe but someone who sucks on a much larger scale.

My ex-husband is a short little ass wiper!

by Holly J. August 21, 2006

Blue Tick Ass Wiper

Someone that calls another person a "Blue Tick Wanker" because they are not as popular and successful like the one with the official account and cannot come up with a good punchline or comeback.

Boy: BLUE TICK WANKER!!
Girl 1: Why is he mad?
Girl 2: He is a Blue Tick Ass Wiper that is why

by Moimoi667 May 25, 2015

Over Ass Wiper

Refers to an individual who exceeds in wiping their derriere to the point of toilet paper exhaustion

Never Vacation with Christopher, he suffers from a Chronic case of Over Ass Wiper. Everytime he uses the toilet, there never is any toilet paper left. The doctors feel it may be terminal...

by Jigga Jae July 25, 2008

Ass wiper

To wipe someone's (adult) ass other than your own

Everyone new they took the next step in the relationship when he ass wiped her when she injured her finger; now he can add ass wiper to his resume.

by Money budlinks July 11, 2014

Ass wipes

1) another word for toilet paper.
2) a name to call a group of people you hate.

"Shit I need to buy some ass wipes and beer."
"Those guys are ass wipes they took our women."

by Kelly-182 July 6, 2016