Asiya is a cute type of girl that can also be sexy but secretly depressed. SHE IS wifey material and an interesting girl sometimes a pain in the ass to handle with but you should always stay by her side as better things will happen as she is sometimes lucky in situations. :) (sometimes a sleepyhead)
by Happy (sad) November 21, 2019
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an A doesn’t stand for awesome anymore, it stands for average.
B stands for bad. because when you make a B, you are below average. all the other asians are making A’s.
a C stands for crap. that means youre doing terrible. your parents are gonna probably lecture you, gonna yell at you, gonna spank you a few times.
a D stands for death. your parents are gonna threaten to kill you.
an F stands for fucked cause you know what? your parents are gonna probably abandon you, send you to boarding school, terrible things.
an A doesn’t stand for awesome anymore, it stands for average.
B stands for bad. because when you make a B, you are below average. all the other asians are making A’s.
a C stands for crap. that means youre doing terrible. your parents are gonna probably lecture you, gonna yell at you, gonna spank you a few times.
a D stands for death. your parents are gonna threaten to kill you.
an F stands for fucked cause you know what? your parents are gonna probably abandon you, send you to boarding school, terrible things.
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Asila is a very joyful person who always manages to put a smile on everyone's face. Her presence lights up the whole room. She also has her down sides but they aren't nothing a good friend cant sort out. Shes very funny and social. Hiding her emotions are very easy. A "Bad girl" outside however an "innocent" one inside. Her love is all that is needed to make you feel special. A blessing in everyone's life
by anymous209 October 21, 2017
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Realizing you're Asian-ness is not deserved, and slacking off so as to prove it.
(Asian high cured by a stern talking/beating and the strike of 5 AM before physics test.)
Also referred to as "Ramen Trip."
Realizing you're Asian-ness is not deserved, and slacking off so as to prove it.
(Asian high cured by a stern talking/beating and the strike of 5 AM before physics test.)
Also referred to as "Ramen Trip."
Asian 1: Man, I was on such an Asian High last night.
Asian 2: Yeah, me too. I didn't even study for the calc test.
Asian 1: How did you do?
Asian 2: 89.
Asian 1: Someone's getting the bamboo stick tonight.
Asian 2: Yeah, me too. I didn't even study for the calc test.
Asian 1: How did you do?
Asian 2: 89.
Asian 1: Someone's getting the bamboo stick tonight.
by Aznorsomething April 3, 2010
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Get the Mexi-Asian mug.You non asians think that all asians are awesome? Nope, you're wrong especially when it comes to OLD G(Generation) Asian Parents. Old G Asian Parents only let their kids marry people of their same nationality. Asian boys can't grow hair pass their ears. Getting a C isn't bad, but for OLD G Asian Parents, you're screwed. They don't let their daughters go out because they think their daughter is going to get rape or take naughty pictures. The food is rice all the time. They want their kids to be a doctor or a pharmacist.
Asian Dad: Hey boy you have the girlfriend yet?
Asian Boy: Yeah
Asian Dad: She the white, the black, or the spanish?
Asian Boy: Yeah she's white.
Asian Dad: WHAT!!! YOU A DISGRACE! DUMP HER RIGHT NOW. WE GO TO LAOS TO FIND YOU A HMONG GIRLFRIEND!
Asian Boy: FML! THIS IS AMERICA!
Asian Dad: Hey boy, CUT YOUR HAIR RIGHT NOW!
Asian Boy: Why can't I have my hair the way I want it? It's America not Asia.
Asian Dad: You like getting the back door huh.
Asian Boy: What?
Asian Dad: A.....A......A.......C..........let me get my whip k boy. Can't find it but I got two steel chopsticks though.
Asian Girl: Hey mom I'm gonna go hang out with my girlfriends.
Asian Mom: HUH!?!? any boys?
Asian Girl: One guy and that's it.
Asian Mom: YOUR FRIENDS WILL RAPE YOU!
Asian Girl: How? They're all girls except for one guy.
Asian Mom: THEY GOING TO TAKE YOU TO PARTY FULL OF BOYS!
Asian Boy: It's ok mom and dad, I'm going to eat Stouffer's lasagnas.
Asian Parents: THAT'S NOT GOING TO MAKE YOU FULL! RICE MAKE YOU FULL!
Asian Dad: Hey boy, you the doctor yep?
Asian Boy: No dad, I'm only 16.
Asian Dad: Then study hard instead of your stuuuuupid guitar.
Asian Boy: Dad I want to make a Visual Kei band in the future.
Asian Dad: NO! DOCTER BETTER!
Asian Boy: Yeah
Asian Dad: She the white, the black, or the spanish?
Asian Boy: Yeah she's white.
Asian Dad: WHAT!!! YOU A DISGRACE! DUMP HER RIGHT NOW. WE GO TO LAOS TO FIND YOU A HMONG GIRLFRIEND!
Asian Boy: FML! THIS IS AMERICA!
Asian Dad: Hey boy, CUT YOUR HAIR RIGHT NOW!
Asian Boy: Why can't I have my hair the way I want it? It's America not Asia.
Asian Dad: You like getting the back door huh.
Asian Boy: What?
Asian Dad: A.....A......A.......C..........let me get my whip k boy. Can't find it but I got two steel chopsticks though.
Asian Girl: Hey mom I'm gonna go hang out with my girlfriends.
Asian Mom: HUH!?!? any boys?
Asian Girl: One guy and that's it.
Asian Mom: YOUR FRIENDS WILL RAPE YOU!
Asian Girl: How? They're all girls except for one guy.
Asian Mom: THEY GOING TO TAKE YOU TO PARTY FULL OF BOYS!
Asian Boy: It's ok mom and dad, I'm going to eat Stouffer's lasagnas.
Asian Parents: THAT'S NOT GOING TO MAKE YOU FULL! RICE MAKE YOU FULL!
Asian Dad: Hey boy, you the doctor yep?
Asian Boy: No dad, I'm only 16.
Asian Dad: Then study hard instead of your stuuuuupid guitar.
Asian Boy: Dad I want to make a Visual Kei band in the future.
Asian Dad: NO! DOCTER BETTER!
by AliSai95 June 21, 2010
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