artist hours

Working on your own time, usually weird hours.

"Man I worked artist hours on my homework last night. 3 in the afternoon to 2 am. Damn."

by Screamation December 13, 2008

artist

One who has the ability to transfer life onto any surface by the magic of brain/eye to hand coordination.

Those who can paint realistically or not are artists for they transfer life onto a surface such as paper or canvas.

Drawing is a form of artistry.

by RuffledRaven March 12, 2013

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

by Moose September 23, 2003

Bullshit Artist

A true master of verbal fascade. A deceptive fuck that gets off on selling people worthless info as it were fact.


To reach this ultimate level of mastery the bullshiter becomes convinced that at he or she is completely on the level at least 95% of the time ...

Bullshit artist comes back from the gym

"Man that was a hard work out. I benched out 180... a hot chick was checking my shit out.. she said "Your shit is nice". No doubt i'll score"

by Hardout April 10, 2009

cap artist

A cap artist is a person who is consistently misleading and lying to others. They seem to ‘cap’ continuously and are not truthful with others. Cap artistry is practiced by mega cucks who lack self confidence and thrive off of the pain and disappointment of others

Dushane: I was snapping that b last night she was being mad flirty still, i think imma tap that.
Oran: Nah she jus playing she’s a cap artist. Don’t trust that hoe!

by NotOldNotBored October 4, 2019

Con artist

Con artist: paints a different picture of himself to fit current audience. Superb story teller. Like a professional fisherman can real them in hook, line and sinker. The bigger the fish the bigger the hook and the better the bait. Can con his current catch out of damn near anything. Even their soul, can drag them to the depths of hell all with a smile on their face. That face is the face of evil.

Lee is a great entertainer, fabulous musican that is a great showman. He can reel you in and sell you a counterfeit 2 dollar bill cause he is a great con artist.

by sthrngrc December 29, 2018

artificial people

fake people act nowhere near how they would act when they are alone by themselves. 70-80 percent of people act fake or artificial to impress people.

some artificial people are Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, Kristen Stewart...etc.

by yogabagabagaba January 2, 2014