fart paranoia

The fear to pass gas, usually brought on by sharting.

"Why does Ricky keep going to the bathroom?"
"He sharted today, so he's got a major case of fart paranoia."

by Weregoat July 1, 2014

fish paranoia

unwarranted short term paranoia. often after a night out or when you read into the tone of a text too much.

When you watch fish in a tank, there is always one that starts swimming like a nutcase for a few seconds then chills out.

"are you up"
"yes"
"are you mad"
"of course not, why?"
"IDK the "yes" sounded angry" - fish paranoia

by LDKLDK December 15, 2019

Paranoiatypus

A platypus with stark paranoia. Most commonly found in the regions somewhat close, but not limited to, Bethesda, Maryland. Also an awesome.

"About as awesome as a Paranoiatypus."

by Monk December 21, 2004

iParanoia

when you are in public (espicially in a school hallway) and embarrasing music comes on and your music is loud and to the fear of others hearing you lower to unaudible sound or change song immediatly

Mike: i was going to algebra and my ipod was up all the way when shania twain man i feel like a women came on and i got total iParanoia and had to lower it ALOT
Barthelamuel: I got iParanoia with barbie girl its ok i just changed it though

by broadway bobby February 16, 2009

paranoia

Paranoia is realising that humanity is eating itself and you are just the starter.

All those fat cats licking their lips...

by paranoid writer July 29, 2004

PARANOiA survivor MAX

Is a very difficult song in DDR Extreme. It has 290 BPM. It's too fast.

by Samurai Katsu September 15, 2003

Xbox One Paranoia Syndrome

A condition when you feel as if the camera on your Xbox one Kinect is recording everything you do and showing it to random people.

John Doe: Hey is it just me or is that Kinect camera on the Xbox one recording us?
Tom Harry: Dude, I think you have Xbox one Paranoia Syndrome. You should get checked for that.

by Phoenixwiggles May 27, 2013