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Apparitional Corporate Leadership

Normally unseen leaders who make most of the major decisions in a dysfunctional corporation. These people appear based on what's in it for them but are completely clueless about ordinary work in the corporation. Like a Department of Apparitions on the top floors of a corporation.
I don't know, somebody up there in Apparitions. You know, the Department of Apparitional Corporate Leadership upstairs.
by chaptj August 5, 2010
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Apartaparty

A party that takes place inside of an apartment. Usually involves other members of the apartment complex getting angry at excessive noise and calling the cops.
Luke: Connor, hide the fucking Monarch, the 5-0 is about to bust this APARTAPARTY
Connor: Shit, I'll put it in Donna's room.
by Milfcreek August 25, 2010
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apparallegedly

used to replace apparently or allagedly when one doesn't want to waste the brain cells to figure out which is appropriate for your use.

- apparently is used when you have information that you have come upon yourself, usually using one of your 6 senses (taste, sight, hearing, feeling, smelling, or proprioception).

- alllegedly is used when you have "information" that you have come across by someone else, usually by here-say

Apparellegedly can be used in any case.
- Apparently you're doing badly in school, i'm looking at you report card and i see you have 2 Fs, 3 Ds, 2 Cs.

- I heard Kasie talking to Riley, and allegedly Samantha slept with the whole football team at the party Saturday.

Well apparallegedly, kyle punched Samson and got suspended.
by Cori Howpe November 13, 2011
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apparentfuckingly

Exasperation at the bull shit surrounding the situation that is deemed unchangeable and hopeless
Apparentfuckingly I can not get a job that allows me to not work on weekends
by Roomie Quotables November 18, 2013
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confusticated combobulation apparatus

(noun)a complex device; or idea used to exploit pop culture for personal or public gain. dealing extremely of complication. a device that is not understood completely by women. an economic system where speculations and debt are the chief commodities. a word that can be used to describe anything that may be regarded with ignorance. sometimes used to define a specific type of person that can take responsbility for the creation or use of a complex object or tool.

(ad)confusticated combobulation apparatusesque:having state of confusion leading to a conspirated condition.
Bob said, "how many angels can you fit on the tip of a needle."
Jill said, "i don't understand; it's all just a confusticated combobulation apparatus to me."
by mulletboat June 5, 2009
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apparati

created term to mean multiple apparatuses
The Sharper Image is a great museum of useless apparati
by brutedawg November 7, 2008
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American Apparel

American Apparel is a popular and trendy US apparel manufacturing LLC.

It manufactures, wholesales, and retails all of its products, and is popular in mainstream, urban areas such as San Francisco, New York City, Seattle, and Portland.

Although slightly more priced than similar retailers, American Apparel produces all of its clothes in the United States, pays their workers a decent wage and provides them with healthcare, and utilizes cruelty free practices.
A:"Wow, I love being a cheap redneck and shopping at Wal-Mart! I got this fugly looking neon pink top for only $4!"
B:"You should really check out American Apparel- albeit not as inexpensive as Wal-Mart, their shirts are all organic, made in the US, and by happy workers at minimum wage. I'm pretty sure some child labor in China made your top."
A:"Where's China?"
by KAPELACCC January 4, 2008
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