The acts of being anal
by Gabe Wilson February 28, 2004
Girl: I can't, I'm not having sex until I'm married
Guy: Anal?
Girl: Oh yeah, of course, that doesn't count!
Guy: Anal?
Girl: Oh yeah, of course, that doesn't count!
by Tyzza June 16, 2015
(Jessica)Shove your fucking dick up my ass Darrel!
(Darrel) no! I’m not trying anal with you!, you have hemeriods
(Darrel) no! I’m not trying anal with you!, you have hemeriods
by mrdinkysparkles July 21, 2019
Man: Do you want anal?
Women: No
Man: I knew this is what you wanted.
Penetration begins.
Man: Is your name Stephanie
Women: yes
Man: I knew this is what you wanted.
Penetration begins.
Women: No
Man: I knew this is what you wanted.
Penetration begins.
Man: Is your name Stephanie
Women: yes
Man: I knew this is what you wanted.
Penetration begins.
by RamRod88 November 07, 2010
by miniparker October 20, 2008
1) when a man chooses to pot the 'difficult brown' instead of the 'easy pink' i.e. he decides to do his woman up the wrong 'un.
2) Annoying term to describe a fastidious person, from some stupid Freudian psycho-bullshit.
2) Annoying term to describe a fastidious person, from some stupid Freudian psycho-bullshit.
John: 'Oi Dave, I analed my bird for the first time last night.'
Dave: 'that's alright, John...one up the bum, no harm done.'
Dave: 'that's alright, John...one up the bum, no harm done.'
by Archbishop Rowan Williams June 15, 2007
Eric: Hey Mandy, are you going to surrender that booty tonight or what?
Mandy: I don't know Eric, I think once I let you have anal, you're going to leave me.
Mandy: I don't know Eric, I think once I let you have anal, you're going to leave me.
by Lars Anthony February 14, 2008