by possum May 13, 2005

Bedding, stuffed chair, sofa, car seat and the like ruined by leaked urine from an incontinent user.
I seated myself in the movie theater, then said to my date, “Honey, this seat stinks; it’s all pissed out!”
by Be Bop a Lula December 11, 2021

To gain significant advantage or make one's way through the world by exploiting social dynamics, state institutions and weaponising the law (usually to the detriment of moral but naive others).
Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"
by <LeIgHthaL> May 28, 2023

by Arm Candy August 17, 2007

Hey Girl, Michelle get on my nerves
Other Girl: Dont you talk to Michelle Everyday, I just saw you talking to her 2 seconds ago. You just Ran Out all the way and to the maximum
Other Girl: Dont you talk to Michelle Everyday, I just saw you talking to her 2 seconds ago. You just Ran Out all the way and to the maximum
by 1800-choke dat hoe May 17, 2011

Heaviest all all things. Heavier than anything else.
by Tinker111 February 17, 2018

When you open your mouth to get a shot poured from the tequila bottle but it gets poured on your head instead.
by j dub tongue out December 6, 2023
