Autistic Like Focus (ALF)

An ability, a keen to a superpower, to focus intensely on a sole task,puzzle, or hobby for extreme and copious amounts of time to reach a conclusion. Often seen in individuals with autism.

Though not autistic, Chuck showed extreme Autistic Like Focus (ALF) for 12 hours trying to solve the rubiks cube.

by SAsleep01 September 23, 2018

The Alf Cannon

When a male of the age 17 or older can not control the flow of waste out of his body. This certain individual seems to shit in his pants very often.

Holy shit Justin, you just alf cannoned your pants.

by Daniel "Leo the Great" Krcmar June 11, 2006

Sick alf

To have a sick alf is to have a messed up hair style.

The use of the word "sick" is used sarcastically to mean shocking or shit.
The word sick is used normally by people to imply Insane, Cool, or Crazy

See sick

The alf part of the comment is unknown of its meaning.
It probably originates from Alf the hairy puppet.

See alf

James : "Nick, you have a sick alf."

Nick : "I know, I need to straighten it"

by Oli***Himself May 21, 2006

angry alf

A stressy bitch who is annoying and needs to shut up.

Person 1: MEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Person 2: Shut the fuck up
Person 1: Alright angry alf, or should i say angry ALV if your name is Ali and you have goof.

by spineworldlover February 17, 2010

CT Alf

a silly little conrwalin bastered who is a genuine is a retard and waffles for a million years about the most cringe and unimagenable things he has a level 3 gyatt and sever brain rot most comenly found edging to kayne feet pics and skibbide toilet and some times his sister. if he does not get at least 2 hours of kanye or skibbid toilet he will evolve into a racist little ubermench who will guzzle you cum on sight (his fav kanye song) he sleeps under kids beds and kisses there toes when deep asleep.

hey guys CT Alf is a warthunder sweat

by Slup the purp November 2, 2023

dirty alf

After she shats on her vag, he eats it.

Alf was always trying to eat the cat... Eating poop on a vag is dirty... Thus... Dirty Alf

by N8the9er April 8, 2008

The Alf Finger

The act of pointing at someone then at yourself (with both index fingers) multiple times, while raising one eyebrow.

hey did you see that he hella just gave her the alf finger.

by Vegas Lurker November 30, 2007