acoustic masturbation 

The act of sexually pleasing oneself without the use of an electric powered device such as a vibrator.

After visiting the adult toy store, Jill resolved to do less acoustic masturbation in the coming year.

acoustic masturbation by yes juanito yes April 11, 2016

acoustic razor

a conventional razor, as opposed to an electric razor

Feck, my Norelco is busted - gotta use an acoustic razor.

acoustic razor by Slumdog January 18, 2009

Acoustic Hangover 

Realization the next morning after producing a piece of music while high and/or drunk that the music sonically isn't dope as fuck, but rather shit.

Yo Bro, last night's session I thought we sounded like 'Chris Lake' but woke up this morning with a serious acoustic hangover as our track sounded more like 'Nickelback'.

Acoustic Hangover by redux saints March 3, 2021

Acoustic Toothbrush 

A non-electric toothbrush.

My electric toothbrush ran out of batteries so I had to use my acoustic toothbrush.

Acoustic Toothbrush by AlexanderTehGreat April 17, 2021

Acoustic Cigarettes 

Any cigarette that is not electronic.

Lucy: It's like everyone's going e-cigarettes now!

Sam: I know right! I'll never go electronic. Acoustic cigarettes ftw.

cigarette acoustic fag vaping hipster

Acoustic Cigarettes by EmberYoung October 13, 2016

acoustic equalizer 

The art of smashing an acoustic guitar to pieces on ones head, thus producing a painful and comical effect.

My stupid friend accidently took a cd my guitar teacher gave to me, and then forgot to return it, so my guitar teacher, in a fit of rage, gave me an acoustic equalizer.

acoustic equalizer by damo March 6, 2004

Acoustic Guitar Bod 

A body type in between beach bod and eating Fritos. A sort of semi fat hourglass shape.

“She has an hour glass shape but she is a bit heavy.”
“Yeah she has the acoustic guitar bod.”

Acoustic Guitar Bod by I’m not a sexist but February 18, 2021