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Simping

A mental illness that only affects Males
widely reported symptoms are as follows

1) Repetitious mumblings comprising of "Yes Dear" "No Dear" "Sorry Dear"

2) Allows himself to be trod upon repeatedly by females & apologizes pathetically for it

3) Grovelling to a female in the vain hope of receiving her validation to make them feel more like a "real man"

4) Giving attention/praise to undeserving females, the females are well aware of this and will use him to their advantage

5) Putting himself into a subservient/submissive position under a female in the hope of winning them over without the female bringing anything to the table

6) rolling out red carpets for every female encounter for no apparent reason

7) fighting with other Male sufferers either physically or verbally for sole female attention

8) Irrational thoughts
EG. thinks a female with 2 or more bastard children is a high quality female

9) Delusions
EG. In his eyes all females are good no matter what they do or say, he may feel beholden to a female due his delusions

10) Believes that a "Real Man" should shower female's with gifts & pay all her bills & entertainment costs,
most sufferers may do this for sex & validation from the female, whereas non-sufferers can clearly identify this as prostitution. More serious cases of simping sufferers may do this for female validation alone.

Known Cure
"The Red Pill" although some sufferers of simping reported that this can completely disappear with age & experience.
A daily dose of "The Red Pill" can help cure Simping
by Sirius-C April 25, 2019
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Simp

It means a person who will do everything to get attention from another women, especially a guy.
hey, check this guy out he's a Simp because of his begging for nudes.
by Dr.YOLO March 29, 2020
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Simp

When a girl's vagina looks like Homer Simpson's mouth
That girl was so hot but she had wicked camel toe, her vag was such a Simp, too.
by Mr&MrsChen February 9, 2020
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Simping

The act of placing women on a pedestal in hopes of getting sex in return from them one day.

Similar to simp only now it's an action.
Johnny is subscribed to 3 e-girls on patreon I be he is mad simping.
by Cslug February 26, 2020
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SIMP

(Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy) A SIMP is a person who gives themselves up for a person they like. Usually a cute guy for girls or a gamer girl for guys
Guy on Twitch: *Donates $50 to Pokimane*
The entire chat: SIMP! SIMP!
by BigPpManUnderscoreSixtyNine August 16, 2020
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Simp

A simp is always defined and associated with the name fatsacker69420 b1fc he himself is the definition of the word itself. Look below for examples of this menace....
Some of the Simp's quotes include but are not limited to "guys stop leave her alone" "Just trust me bro she has no feelings for you just for me man....I PROMISE....." and of course "I must laugh to whatever my queen says"
by VRChat Moderator February 5, 2022
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simp

a person who voluntarily provide money and chat messages through online methods to beautiful girls in hope of getting the fruit but profusely disagreeing with other people confronting him of his action and would non-hesitantly ban people that bad mouth the girl.
ew is this a simp? God would have make another bang if he sees this.
by dan132 August 9, 2020
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