A man of basic attractiveness, that has very little or no talent whatsoever. Is usually in the military, and seems to get the most attractive women for no apparent reason at all.
A Goober has a very low view of individuality, and usually doesn't seem very educated at all.
A Goober has a very low view of individuality, and usually doesn't seem very educated at all.
Person 1: "Damn, do you see that chick over there with the goober?"
Person 2: "She's gorgeous, man I feel sorry for her."
Person 2: "She's gorgeous, man I feel sorry for her."
by Kragoth December 26, 2012
Get the Goobermug. Doesn't anyone else realise how this originated? If you change "goober" into pig latin you get UBER GAY. Duh.
by SugarSpider August 31, 2005
Get the goobermug. Someone who is unable to manage their finances or fertility well enough such that they have to get out of bed or "goob" in order to obtain more money or attend to their offspring, instead of lying in bed all day drinking and masturbating like a true champion.
by Mr. Cardboard November 7, 2011
Get the goobermug. noun- a foolish or silly person, a goofball such as Federal Communications Commission Chairman Ajit Pai, usually someone who is ditsy or acts like an idiot
by gofccyourself March 13, 2019
Get the Goobermug. Goobered means that You have just almost Spit Out or Swallowed Your Drink & almost Choked when it went down the wrong Pipe.
by Gator67401 June 5, 2015
Get the Gooberedmug. (n) In short, an extremely bookish, nerdy, or geeky person, particularly if they dress in a ridiculous or unfashionable way.
See also: Uber Goober
See also: Uber Goober
by midgetben September 4, 2005
Get the Goobermug. by dydapimp January 22, 2010
Get the Goobermug.