Name given to a female that dresses and acts like a groupie from the 1980's. Mostly distinguished by an 80's permed hair style.
I heard that I Love The 80's hoo-hoo tastes like chicken noodle soup.
by iLL Ronald April 16, 2005
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somebody who still wears heavy metal t-shirts, listens to Journey or REO Speedwagon, and has big hair
Hey, check out that guy! He's trapped in the 80's!
by Paul Thundergod April 22, 2004
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A VH1 pop culture show with washed up stars and complete nobodies talking about the 'good old days', when they were kinda famous.
Who the hell is Donal Logue and why is he making fun of Pee-Wee Herman??
by bigtones August 31, 2004
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(N.) An excuse for old people on VH1 to dwell back onto their lost youth and weep uncontrollably that their actually adults now with kids and responsibilities.
How can anyone possibly love the 80's? Maybe I can understand the 70's, but the 80's? It's the only decade in world history when the entire world was gay. Think about it. Everyone in tight pink spandex. (*shudders*)
by G-Union October 15, 2003
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The VH1 take on the 1980s sucks dog-shit. They did the documentaries as if rock and hip-hop did not exist before 1990. Instead, VH1 only focuses on the hair, the hair, and nothing but the hair. The hair sucked alright, but that was NOT the only thing significant about the 80's. Sheesh.
I love the 80's, but not according to the opinions of the assholes who run VH1.
by AYB October 15, 2003
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The fact that most all movies in the 80's had, at their core, a single running theme:

Bored suburban middle-to-upper-class white teens have crazy adventures and come full circle having learned a little about themselves.

How this particular zeitgeist arose is a matter of debate; its existence is not.

"Adventures in Babysitting, Mac & Me, Flight of the Navigator, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, License to Drive, Pretty In Pink, Mystic Pizza, The Wizard, Breakfast Club, Lucas, Gremlins, Risky Business, All the Right Moves, Back to the Future, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Boy Who Could Fly, Can't Buy Me Love, A Christmas Story, Dirty Dancing, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Goonies, Karate Kid, Labyrinth, Little Monsters, Lost Boys, The Monster Squad, Neverending Story, Pretty in Pink, Real Genius, Revenge of the Nerds, Say Anything, Sixteen Candles, Some Kind of Wonderful, Stand By Me, Weird Science and War Games are just a few of the movies from the 80's that fit under the Unified Theory of 80's Movies."
by Clintacus August 25, 2006
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Totally Un believable, Un relatable, Un realistic drama with a lesson
80's after school specialJonathan steal candy from corner store. Laughed all the way home. Found out his mom is dying and the only thing thatvwill save her is the sales of those candies frim good lo Mr Ortega that helps the community is putting on fund raiser. And though Jonathan maid more then enough money volunteering to sell the most candies his heart was heavy. He needs to tell the truth.
2020 80's after school special
John cheats on Teresa with Stacy and lies about it. Teresa calls Stacy to confront her. Stacy said ots not me its him you need to talk to. John wont talk Teresa leaves John.

Newly single Teresa then gets asked out asked out on a date with Shilo. Excited for new energy, she agrees. Shilo pickes her up and goes to hos favorite place for pizza. ... when Tammy walks up. His ffiance. Dum da da dum Teresa has a 80's after school specieal on her hands.... does she get defensive and tell the girl off or remember confrontimg another girl in the same boat recently......whats the rigjt thing to do,?

Who gives a shit! Sounds like a 80's after school special to me!
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