The Standing GawkGawk 5000

An unusual and rare sex position, where a grown man receives oral felatio from a midget of his preferred gender whilst both are standing up.
Dude, I'm dating this small girl, I'll ask her for The Standing GawkGawk 5000 next weekend.
by xottas May 19, 2022
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swag cannon 5000

Dude I tried the swag cannon 5000 last night ,it took hours to cum!
by watfuvk January 09, 2018
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Gawk gawk 5000

It is a masturbation cup for men, and it is the latest model of the 2023 model. It has two functions of sucking and vibrating. It is a very popular adult toy now. Visit this website for details.

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by gawk3000.com July 23, 2023
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pimp master 5000

1) a strange kid named steve
2) anyone who has a chicken/llama fetish
a.k.a. smiley, steve, spiderman, chickenboy, llamaboy
pimp master 5000 wants to buy a llama real bad!
by StrangeDuck313 July 10, 2003
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Alaska Thunderfuck 5000

Now down to Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 from planet Glamtron 5000. Queen of earth.
by NumbchuckBitch August 06, 2022
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sloppy toppy 5000

A sloppy toppy 5000 is the act of pulling off a play in Fortnite when you are at a significant disadvantage, for example a 1 v 4 or a 1v1 when you are on 30 health and the other guy just took a chug jug. If done successfully, a sloppy toppy 5000 must be followed by a forntie dance of some sort such as take the L or jubilation.
*you get revived*
*your whole team dies*
*it's a 1v4 and you're on 30 hp with a grey tac with 3 shells*
"Hold up lads, ya boi is about to pull off the sloppy toppy 500"
*pulls of sloppy toppy 5000"
proceeds to dance on the noobs
by SwedishBobMuffin April 16, 2018
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Cock Master 5000 series

Mythical computer system, specified when the exact hardware requirements are not known. Sounds like something that IBM might produce.
It'll run OK on a Cock Master 5000 series.
by Ian Chode April 20, 2003
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