2017 style

“2017” is a year when the styles were different, and the humanity was still scarred for life. When someone calls you “2017 style”, that means you should go home and relive your fucking life. I mean come on, who says “hola soy dora” and thinks it’s so fucking funny, I mean no shit that was probably a kid that just laughed. I mean if you were once called “2017 style” then seriously.
Get some fucking bars.
Todd: hola soy dora
You: 2017 style shit right there.
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december 17 2017

The day you get with the love of your life!
Hey what day is it?
December17!
Remember that day?

December 17 2017?
Yes!
Happy 80th anniversary let’s get tacos and pasta and plan our funerals together!
I love you

I love you more
by Cupid_da_lovebaby January 15, 2021
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December 14, 2017

The day that the Internet as we know it will turn into EA
Ajit Pai: I will make the Internet better
(big company): Woo!
Internet users: WTF!

Net Neutrality will end December 14, 2017
by TheSlappingZebra December 13, 2017
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April 18th 2017

April 18th 2017, the day we thought ACTUAL aliens would kill us all
Obviously not true because it’s not 2017!
-April 17th-
Shane Dawson- Hey what’s up you guys YES!
-April 18th-
You- Bro! It’s April 18th!!
Bro- Oh shit! We gonna die!
Everyone- *Expects death*
-April 19th-
Everyone- WE ARE REALLY DUM
Shane Dawson- *doesn’t talk about it*

On April 18th 2017 we were all really dum
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A user who gets glazed by a sped kid named TomthecatPATBWW on YouTube
Person 1: yo who is Thunderbolt 24 The SSBU Gamer 2017?

Person 2: oh just someone who gets meatrided by a kid who once dated coco from bluey

Person 1: oh that’s weird
by mrberenisp4d0 December 24, 2024
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2017 Warriors

arguably the greatest warriors team ever.
signed kevin durant in 2016 free agency after winning 73 GAMES the season prior, but losing to lebron and the cavs in 7 after blowing a 3-1 lead.
gentleman swept the cavs in 2017 finals and 4-0 swept them in 2018 finals
won 67 games while KD missed 20.
absolutely elite point differential (4th all time, behind 1972 lakers, 1971 bucks, and 1996 bulls)
lebron averaged 34 12 and 10 in the finals but they still couldnt beat this juggernaut
the "hampton 5" or "death lineup" consisted of steph curry, klay thompson, draymond green, andre iguodala, and kevin durant.
KD won finals mvp (as well as the year after)

16-1 in the playoffs (best of all time, better than '01 lakers)
draymond green also won DPOTY
warriors won TOTY award at the espys
curry, durant, green, and klay were all allstars that season.
bob myers won executive of the year
first team to have four players hit four threes in a single game
tied for most all-stars on a single team in history with 4 other teams
most games with a 40-point winning margin or higher in regular season
45 points in the 1st quarter of a playoff game (tied with 3 other teams for 1st all time)
+16.3 point differential per game going into nba finals (largest margin in NBA history)
a bonafide DYNASTY.
The 2017 Warriors made me get so much money!

The 2017 Warriors are better than the 1996 bulls!
by obliterate3 February 25, 2022
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PREY 2017

A reboot on the original PREY franchise, PREY 2017 has a multitude of endings, and any room or objective can be accessed or completed through multiple different paths. Featuring the Typhon, which can only be described as an extraterrestrial genus of black tentacle hentai monsters, the protagonists, Morgan Yu, must either kill all the Typhon by destroying the station and themselves or by using a Prototype Nullwave Transmitter, effectively "lobotomizing" all Typhon species' onboard the station. Though, the player can also choose to abandon the station using an escape pod.

The game also features the fascinating Neuromod, which allows the player to gain skills such as increased strength and hacking capabilities, giving the player a variety of more options when it comes to fighting the Typhon and completing missions.
Ripley: "Hey, did you play PREY 2017?"
Jane: "The tentacle space hentai game with neurological augmentation?"
Ripley: "...That's a sentence. How'd you like it?"
Jane: "I loved it! Wish it had a sequel."
Ripley: "Don't we all."
by RipleyCallaghanger December 03, 2023
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